Larry Simon started this ball rolling, and now it seems that EVERYONE wants to be interviewed. Apparently, I'm no exception....
- When you shampoo, do you actually lather, rinse and repeat or do you fail to follow directions and do something else?
Directions? What directions? Now we're supposed to READ the g*******d bottles??
- I'm with Busey. Who are you with?
I'm with Stoopid. Gottaproblemwidat??
- Does the Peoples Republic of Seabrook posess weapons of mass destruction, or are they still in the process of producing them?
Not unless you consider a margarita machine a WMD. Hey, it's 5:00 somewhere, right??
- Blood is thicker than water. How would you thicken water to make it thicker than blood?
I think some red food coloring and some powdered rat poison would do the trick.
- Did you install that Microsoft security patch to prevent that annoying worm when it was first announced, waited until the last moment to add it, or are you smart enough not to run a Microsoft OS?
Heh. Dumbass that I am, I downloaded nada. Now my laptop is hosed, I have to reformat it, and I'm reduced to using my old 1998-era desktop- only because I've apparently misplaced my stone tablets.