August 30, 2003 6:48 AM

Stop working so hard; you're making the rest of us look like slackers.

Even terrorists deserve time off. Two massive attacks on Tuesday, one in Israel the other in Iraq. You Islamic fundamentalists really need to slow down, it’s August. You can’t burn the dynamite from both ends. Relax, you’re going to end up making yourselves sick before you ever get a chance to kill yourselves. Sit underneath an umbrella by the beach with some Osama blasting on your Sony Walkman and get that crazed detached smile of yours back. The great thing about a deep seated grudge is it can always keep until Autumn. Trust me, the Israelis and the Americans aren’t going anywhere. Radical fundamentalism is a marathon not a sprint. Take a breather and try to remember what it felt like hating for the very first time. Because if you keep going at the frenetic pace you’re going at now, your friends are going to start thinking you might be American.

- Bill Maher

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