August 30, 2003 8:16 AM

This is the f*****g moron who messed up my computer??

Suspected 'Blaster' Is Busted

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There have been threats made against you.

- U.S. Magistrate Judge Susan Richard Nelson

Grandpappy told my pappy, back in my day, son
A man had to answer for the wicked thing he done
Take all the rope in Texas
Find a tall oak tree, round up all of them bad boys
Hang them high in the street for all the people to see that

Justice is the one thing you should always find
You got to saddle up your boys
You got to draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles we’ll sing a victory tune
We’ll all meet back at the local saloon
We’ll raise up our glasses against evil forces
Singing whiskey for my men, beer for my horses

- Toby Keith & Willie Nelson, "Beer for my Horses"

I'd like five minutes alone in a locked room with this dickweed. Of course, I imagine I'd have to take a number. I'll guarantee I'm not the only person experiencing this emotion.

Minneapolis (AP) An 18-year-old from Hopkins accused of spreading a damaging Internet infection weeks ago was arrested Friday and later released under restrictions set by a federal judge.

U.S. Magistrate Judge Susan Richard Nelson told Jeffrey Lee Parson not to access the Internet or any other network connection and placed him on electronic monitoring.

Parson, known online as "teekid," told the judge he understood the charges against him. He didn't enter a plea during his initial court appearance. His next hearing is scheduled for Sept. 17 in Seattle, where the case was being investigated.

During the hearing, Assistant U.S. Attorney Paul Luehr told the judge that Parson's Internet worm, along with other Blaster variants, caused $5 million to $10 million worth of damage to Microsoft alone. He said at least 7,000 computers were affected by Parson's worm.

Parson, a 6-foot-4, 320-pound high school senior from Hopkins, spoke only in response to questions from the judge.

Gee, and not a girlfriend anywhere to be found. What a shock. There should be a special place in Hell for morons like Parson, who wreak havoc because they're bored and lonely, and because they can. Threats made against him? Parson should consider himself fortunate that nothing has risen above the level of a threat. I'd be willing to bet that somewhere, sometime, someone will beat the living s**t out of him. As strongly as I believe in non-violence, I would have a difficult time working up too much opposition to seeing that happen.

Because of his actions, millions have suffered, and many have lost money and time. It's just too bad that frontier justice is no longer an option. It would be fun to watch....

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