I know everyone’s feeling a little gloomy this week, what with Ben and J-Lo canceling their wedding, plus that whole 9-11 anniversary thing, so I thought I’d share a bit of good news: Amy Fisher, the “Long Island Lolita,” has gotten married. Sorry fellas, she’s taken! If you feel like sending a present, she’s registered at Norm’s Gun Shop in Massapequa. No word yet on who the lucky guy is, but I think we can safely assume he’s a) older, and b) has some expertise in the field of auto repair. Yes, it seems those seven years Amy spent in prison for pumping bullets into the head of her lover’s wife have mellowed her a bit -- in fact, she’s now working as a columnist for a Long Island newspaper.
September 15, 2003 5:30 AM
