September 16, 2003 6:02 AM

This is why you never want to give an Aggie a gun

Two Aggies Go Elk Hunting

Bubba and Earl chartered a plane with a pilot to drop them off in the wilds of Alaska for a week of elk hunting, just the same as they did the year before.

When the pilot returned with the plane Bubba exclaimed joyfully to the pilot, "We had a great hunting trip! We bagged four elk!" The pilot regretfully explained, "Unfortunately, our plane can only fly with the weight of two elk. You'll have to leave the other two behind."

Bubba and Earl were both infuriated and insistent. "We won't allow you to fly this plane out without all four elk," Earl demanded.

The eager to please pilot relented and the plane took off with the three of them and their four elk. About fifteen minutes into the flight the engine started to sputter, and within seconds they were hurtling to the ground.

Wearily arising from the wreckage, Bubba looked at Earl and wheezed, "Do you have any idea where we are?"

Earl, quite pleased with himself, replied, "Yes! We're about a mile from where we crashed last year.

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