Memo to Astros fans: when you're trying to think of novel ways to support your team, might I recommend that it's generally considered bad form to slam back a few Shiners and then act like a bunch of redneck jackasses? To wit:
Reggie Younger, the Giants' traveling secretary, heard a knock at his hotel door late Monday night. Actually, it was a pounding, followed by a slew of obscenities. Several Astros fans thought they had found Barry Bonds' room and were doing their best to disturb his rest.
Younger eventually opened the door. The fans took one look at him and...still thought he was Bonds.
"Barry, let the Astros win,'' they bellowed before going away.
Hey, nice try, dickweeds....
