September 24, 2003 6:06 AM

Yet more Aggies jokes

Aggie Jokes (Vol. 2)

Q: What goes "Vroom-screech, vroom-screech?
A: An Aggie driving through a flashing red light.

Q: What did the Aggie say when he went to check if his turn signal was working?"
A: "Yes it is. No it isn't. Yes it is. No it isn't."

Q: Why do Aggies write TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.

Q: Why did the M&M manufacturer fire their Aggie employees?
A: Because they kept throwing away the W's.

Q: What do you call four Aggies at a four way stop?
A: Eternity.

Q: How do you get an Aggie to stay in the shower?
A: Give his a bottle of shampoo that says "Wash, rinse, and repeat."

Q: What do you call an Aggie with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.

Q: Why is it good to have an Aggie passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: Why should Aggies not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Q1: How can you tell if an Aggie's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.

Q2: How can you tell if another Aggie's been using the computer?
A: There's writing on the white-out.

Q: Why don't Aggies eat bananas?
A1: They can't find the zipper.
A2: They cant find the pull tab.

Q: What did the Maggie say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's mine?"

Q: How do you know when an Aggie has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Q: How do you confuse an Aggie?
A: You don't. They're born that way.

Q: Why do Aggies have little holes all over their faces?
A: From eating with forks.

Q: To an Aggie, what is long and hard?
A: Grade 4.

Q: How many Aggies does it take to play tag?
A: One.

Q: What do you call half a dozen Aggies standing shoulder to shoulder?
A: A wind tunnel

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