October 2003 Archives
- October 31, 2003
Um, no...the trailer park is on the other side of the lake
Comments (1) - October 31, 2003
Welcome to Jerry Springer Nation
Comments (6)| TrackBacks (3) - October 31, 2003
Making friends is not as overrated as you might think
Comments (3) - October 31, 2003
Did someone forget to take their medication??
Comments (3) - October 31, 2003
So what creeps you out??
Comments (8) - October 31, 2003
Yeah, but you get to work outside.... - October 31, 2003
So this is what I missed by not having children of my own?? - October 30, 2003
Come on; let's not keep the man waiting - October 30, 2003
18 and on top of the freakin' world- what, am I jealous?? Heh....
Comments (1) - October 30, 2003
If the biggest problem that you have is that you can't have a cigarette, you're leading a charmed existence
Comments (3) - October 30, 2003
Did I miss something, or is David Beckham running for President?
Comments (2) - October 30, 2003
It's "pop", damnit....
Comments (1) - October 30, 2003
Independent thought? Huh?? - October 30, 2003
The difference between anger and hatred | TrackBacks (1) - October 29, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - October 29, 2003
Our world from a Conservative point of view, Chapter 5 - October 29, 2003
Not to say "I told you so", but.... - October 29, 2003
Rich? Spoiled? Pampered? Immature? Ubetcha.... - October 29, 2003
Hey, if it's on the Internet, it must be true...right??
Comments (2) - October 29, 2003
Call now- operators are standing by. Have your credit cards ready - October 29, 2003
So God doesn't like Mel Gibson movies any more than I do??
Comments (3) - October 28, 2003
This is when I know I'm in over my head.... - October 28, 2003
A postcard from Hell - October 28, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - October 28, 2003
Imagination is sexy. A graphic description is definitely. NOT. sexy.
Comments (2) - October 28, 2003
It's not so much fun when the shoe's on the other foot, is it? | TrackBacks (1) - October 28, 2003
Examine all the facts, unless they point in the wrong direction | TrackBacks (1) - October 28, 2003
Here in Texas, this will get 15-20 years and a spot on the state sex offender's registry - October 27, 2003
Just another day in Paradise - October 27, 2003
So, you're accomplishing what, exactly??
Comments (10)| TrackBacks (1) - October 27, 2003
This is when you know you have too much time on your hands - October 27, 2003
Not to be nosy or anything, but.... - October 27, 2003
And I suppose this is why this Administration is called the Imperial Presidency? - October 27, 2003
And the rest of us would just say "Chicks dig Liberals" - October 26, 2003
Well, at least the wardrobe budget was manageable - October 26, 2003
You would think 55 churches would be enough. Wouldn't you?? - October 26, 2003
Our world from a Conservative point of view, Chapter 1 - October 26, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener - October 26, 2003
Of course, this may not be something you'd want on your resume.... - October 26, 2003
Does this thing come with a warranty?? - October 26, 2003
You couldn't just hang out at the 19th hole? - October 25, 2003
So who says money doesn't talk?? - October 25, 2003
Being Leader of the Free Worlds means never having to own up to being an ignoramus - October 25, 2003
For my next trick, I'll drink the blood of young children - October 25, 2003
Hmm...Halliburton...I've heard that name somewhere before....
Comments (1) - October 25, 2003
I'm bigger than my body gives me credit for
Comments (1) - October 25, 2003
Canonize Bush? Why not? He stand for the values the Catholic Church prizes- intolerance, aggression, subjugation of infidels.... - October 24, 2003
See Reagan revealed as the intellectual midget he was....
Comments (5)| TrackBacks (1) - October 24, 2003
Just another day in Paradise...except for the pollution
Comments (2) - October 24, 2003
...he said before he left to appear on Conan, Oprah, and the Today show
Comments (2) - October 24, 2003
If he can't keep his promises to veterans, what can the rest of us expect?
Comments (2) - October 24, 2003
You can do things like this when you investigate yourself, eh?
Comments (1) - October 24, 2003
Time to relegate him to the ash heap of history?
Comments (3) - October 24, 2003
There goes the food chain.... - October 24, 2003
Doing what I can to further the cause
Comments (1) - October 23, 2003
Before 9.11, there was 10.23 - October 23, 2003
Was it good for you?
Comments (1) - October 23, 2003
I'm wishing for a Green Christmas
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (1) - October 23, 2003
Farewell (?) to one of the greatest
Comments (2) - October 23, 2003
It's true; there really isn't anything original anymore
Comments (1) - October 23, 2003
Not exactly Miss Manners, eh?
Comments (4) - October 23, 2003
Yeah, but it sure makes for a great re-election campaign ad - October 23, 2003
Man, now THAT'S a sacrifice
Comments (1) - October 22, 2003
Now this is what I call nation-building - October 22, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - October 22, 2003
It's not easy being a member of the oppressing class
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - October 22, 2003
To call them "action figures" somewhat overstates the reality - October 22, 2003
How long before she redecorates her cell? - October 22, 2003
NO!?! How long has this been going on?? - October 21, 2003
OK; remind me again why I didn't go to law school??
Comments (4) - October 21, 2003
It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy, eh?
Comments (4) - October 21, 2003
If the Army wanted you to marry, it would have issued you a wife, soldier - October 21, 2003
Well, if they were important we wouldn't refer to them as "minorities", would we?
Comments (2) - October 21, 2003
Time to go back to the future?
Comments (1) - October 21, 2003
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - October 21, 2003
Demagoguery sure is easier that trying to solve your own problems, eh? - October 21, 2003
So that's a no to the sacrifice question?
Comments (1) - October 20, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (6) - October 20, 2003
Working for the NHL means never having to own up to a lack of fashion sense
Comments (6)| TrackBacks (1) - October 20, 2003
Does barbarism when used to combat barbarism not also make us barbarians?
Comments (8) - October 20, 2003
Well, gee, don't they also drink the blood of Muslim babies?
Comments (2) - October 20, 2003
Ah, the Good Old Days.... - October 20, 2003
So I can FEEL the silliness.... - October 19, 2003
Go big or go to jail
Comments (1) - October 19, 2003
Doing my civic duty - October 19, 2003
Hey, a girl's gotta eat....
Comments (1) - October 19, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - October 19, 2003
You're getting sleepy...very sleepy.... - October 19, 2003
Weekend warriors, my ass
Comments (1) - October 19, 2003
OK, so I'm normally not a joiner, but.... - October 19, 2003
Repeat after me: Q-U-A-G-M-I-R-E....
Comments (2) - October 18, 2003
We're #1!! - October 18, 2003
This weeks sign that the Apocalypse is upon us?? - October 18, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (5) - October 18, 2003
Just in time for those office Christmas parties, eh? - October 18, 2003
Apparently, native intelligence is highly overrated - October 18, 2003
Consorting with the enemy? - October 17, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (5) - October 17, 2003
With friends like this, who needs enemas? - October 17, 2003
Helping Iraqis? Nah, it's about helping Halliburton's stock price.
Comments (5) - October 17, 2003
Somewhere, Karl Marx is smiling - October 17, 2003
It's good to be a G.O.B. - October 17, 2003
Somewhere, Babe Ruth is ROTFL - October 16, 2003
Hi...my name is Kelley, and I'm a dumbass
Comments (1) - October 16, 2003
Now here's a job he's qualified for
Comments (5) - October 16, 2003
You and I would have done the same thing
Comments (3) - October 16, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - October 16, 2003
Karma can be a real b***h, eh?
Comments (2) - October 16, 2003
A helpful laundry hint - October 16, 2003
I just LOVE the free market - October 15, 2003
Time for another trip to the re-education camp??
Comments (5) - October 15, 2003
The ghost of Jeffrey Mayer visits Wrigley Field
Comments (4) - October 15, 2003
What are you going to do when they come for you?
Comments (2) - October 15, 2003
More shameless self-promotion from the TPRS poster boy, #10
Comments (1) - October 15, 2003
Ah, what the hell; they're only someone's sons or brothers or husbands
Comments (3) - October 15, 2003
Something about the fox guarding the henhouse.... - October 14, 2003
No speed on the basepaths, either
Comments (2) - October 14, 2003
Every day's a good day with you
Comments (2) - October 14, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (5) - October 14, 2003
You want the pot of daffodils WHERE?? - October 14, 2003
Stoopid is as stoopid duz - October 14, 2003
No child left behind...as long as they're the children of CEO's
Comments (1) - October 14, 2003
So much for going out with a bang - October 13, 2003
A CARE package from the Motherland
Comments (3) - October 13, 2003
The emperor really isn't wearing any clothes
Comments (6) - October 13, 2003
No matter who wins, everyone loses - October 13, 2003
It always helps to have a mantra - October 13, 2003
News Flash: Pigs Fly! Hell Freezes Over!!
Comments (2) - October 12, 2003
The world according to George - October 12, 2003
Aspiring to inspire before he expires - October 12, 2003
Voodoo Economics revisited - October 12, 2003
On Golf and Gaydar
Comments (1) - October 12, 2003
Thankfully, I at least avoided the near-death wakeup call - October 12, 2003
This would make a hell of a Viagra ad - October 11, 2003
Sometimes, common sense does prevail- it just takes longer to remove your anterior from your posterior
Comments (5)| TrackBacks (1) - October 11, 2003
You know, this would be a much nicer world if everyone would just be more like us
Comments (1) - October 11, 2003
Jackass alert
Comments (4) - October 10, 2003
All is well in the Great White North
Comments (2) - October 10, 2003
This is the way the death penalty is supposed to work? - October 10, 2003
THIS is why I love America
Comments (1) - October 10, 2003
Of course, they missed the toasted English Muffins just up the trail - October 10, 2003
Politics is 90% acting, anyway - October 9, 2003
And no, it doesn't taste like chicken
Comments (1) - October 9, 2003
1908, 1918...need I say more??
Comments (1) - October 9, 2003
Well, I suppose this would be one solution....
Comments (1) - October 9, 2003
No good deed goes unpunished
Comments (8)| TrackBacks (2) - October 9, 2003
Bathroom philosophy 101 - October 9, 2003
Evil Incarnate becomes Governor of California?
Comments (2) - October 8, 2003
Now what?
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - October 8, 2003
Always looking on the bright side, aren't we?
Comments (2) - October 8, 2003
No wonder I'm exhausted- I've been running through her dreams all night - October 8, 2003
Ritual suicide is beginning to seem like an appealing option
Comments (4) - October 8, 2003
It's Da Governator | TrackBacks (1) - October 8, 2003
Do we also get warm milk and cookies? - October 8, 2003
...they said as they read the Washington Times and watch the Fox News Channel
Comments (2) - October 8, 2003
And you don't have to deal with disaffected ennui for 18 years, either - October 7, 2003
So being a major league a*****e is acceptable to the mainstream media?
Comments (1) - October 7, 2003
At least this one can't be blamed on the Democrats
Comments (1) - October 7, 2003
There's a place for you in the "Home For Comedians Who Used to Be Hip And Funny"
Comments (4) - October 7, 2003
Read this and cringe, guys - October 7, 2003
Yes, he says all the right things....
Comments (4) - October 7, 2003
File this one under "Disingenuous"
Comments (1) - October 7, 2003
Maybe he'll learn how to do it right?? - October 6, 2003
So, who's next?
Comments (3) - October 6, 2003
Grandma hasn't been quite right since Grandpa ran off with that waitress.... - October 6, 2003
Next weekend we'll be ice fishing in Hell
Comments (1) - October 6, 2003
Those who do not understand will be ground under the heels of those who do
Comments (1) - October 6, 2003
Can we move on to something that can actually improve race relations?
Comments (1) - October 6, 2003
This is what we do to those who cross us
Comments (2) - October 6, 2003
Why do the voices in my head keep chanting "misplaced priorities"??
Comments (2) - October 5, 2003
Any publicity is good publicity- especially good publicity - October 5, 2003
Put your hands back in your pocket; there will be no handouts here
Comments (4) - October 5, 2003
Rushing in where fools and angels fear to tread - October 5, 2003
Sounds as if we have far too many folks with way too much time on their hands | TrackBacks (2) - October 5, 2003
So why not take a long lunch? - October 5, 2003
Sounds like someone's not getting a Telezapper for Christmas - October 4, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (4) - October 4, 2003
Shouldn't a man be able to face his accusers? - October 4, 2003
Inquiring minds want to know
Comments (3) - October 4, 2003
Well, we could replace it with "Favorite Raging Alcoholic Day" or "Favorite Serial Killer" Day - October 4, 2003
Wouldja like to supersize that? - October 4, 2003
Do you know who I am?
Comments (2) - October 3, 2003
As long as he feels good about things.... - October 3, 2003
Just doing what little I can to broaden cross-cultural communication - October 3, 2003
The Dickweed Chronicles, Chapter 1
Comments (6) - October 3, 2003
Tonight on "When Animals Attack: The Carnivore Edition" - October 3, 2003
And it's still stained
Comments (1) - October 3, 2003
A science experiment looking for a place to happen
Comments (2) - October 3, 2003
Next, they'll come for Boo.... - October 2, 2003
So let it be written, so let it be done - October 2, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - October 2, 2003
Well, she is easier on the eyes than Ahnold
Comments (2) - October 2, 2003
Memo to the President: Have you forgotten? - October 2, 2003
And there are so many of them....
Comments (1) - October 2, 2003
WWBD: You could learn a lot from a Librul
Comments (1) - October 2, 2003
Who says any publicity is good publicity?
Comments (1) - October 1, 2003
Those who do not know history are condemned to repeat it
Comments (4) - October 1, 2003
It's what's for breakfast
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (1) - October 1, 2003
Tonight on "When Animals Attack"....
Comments (11) - October 1, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - October 1, 2003
Be careful what you ask for
Comments (3) - October 1, 2003
Toddler survives three weeks alone on ketchup, dry pasta, and Bush campaign commercials
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