Woman Gets Jail In Assault On Boy, 4: Hot French Fries Smashed in Face (thanks to Chris Schroen)
Repeat after me, kids: THIS IS WHY SOME @$$&%!+$ SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO BREED. If this misanthrope hates children so much, why is she bringing one of her own into the world? If Ms. Hayes behavior can be taken as any indication of her maturity and parenting skills, perhaps we should beat the rush and call Child Protective Services now. Time to protect the unborn, eh?
A woman who chased a 4-year-old boy through a McDonald's restaurant in Montgomery County, pinned him in a headlock and screamed obscenities as she smeared his face with hot french fries was sentenced yesterday to four days in jail and ordered to attend anger management and parenting classes.
Milikia Hayes, 18, of Gaithersburg was nearly nine months pregnant with her first child when the incident took place in May. The boy, whom Hayes did not know, accidentally smeared ice cream on her clothing at a McDonald's in Germantown, authorities said. The boy had turned around while he was in line ahead of Hayes, and his ice cream touched her sleeve.
Hayes started screaming at the terrified boy, who ran from her, authorities said. After catching him, Hayes smeared "boiling hot, greasy french fries" on his face, said State's Attorney Douglas F. Gansler.
"The boy was scared to death," Gansler said. "It is incomprehensible to think that an adult would attack a child of any age in such a manner."
Hayes pleaded guilty to second-degree assault, punishable by up to 10 years in prison. A Circuit Court judge sentenced her to 18 months in jail, with all but four days suspended, and ordered her to attend the classes.
Hayes told authorities that she was on her way to a baby shower and was wearing one of her nicest shirts when she stopped at the McDonald's about 5 p.m. May 17.
"Clearly, her own behavior was inappropriate and egregious for any adult, much less someone about to have her own child," Gansler said. "In getting this type of sentence, we hope it will ensure that she's learned a valuable lesson and will help her in raising her own child."
Really, if there were any justice in this world, Ms. Hayes would be sterilized as soon as her child was born, and her child would be put up for adoption by the state. Instead, her child likely has a head start on a career as a car thief and drug abuser. Yes, indeed; one needs a license to hunt, fish, or own a business, but any a**wipe with functional plumbing can make a baby. Surely I'm not the only one who seems something horribly wrong with that proposition?
Congratulations, Ms. Hayes. Your behavior is truly the stuff of DUMASS AWARD legend. You have distinguished yourself by your execrable behavior and have truly demonstrated your worthiness. I feel sorry for your unborn child, who undoubtedly will endure 18 years of hell and neglect. Wear your crown with pride, DUMASS....
