October 29, 2003 8:01 PM

Another DUMASS AWARD wiener

Courtney wacky on the junk - just like Rush

DUMASS AWARD wiener #33: Courtney Love

Since 1994, when her husband, Kurt Cobain decided to swallow the business end of a shotgun, it's been a long and not-so-slow road down hill for Courtney Love. The latest sad chapter involves something that Rush Limbaugh knows all too well: Oxycodone.

OCTOBER 28--Los Angeles prosecutors today charged Courtney Love with illegally possessing the powerful painkillers Hydrocodone and Oxycodone. A two-count felony complaint...was filed in Los Angeles Superior Court (the drug charges stem from Love's apparent October 2 overdose at her Beverly Hills home). It is unclear if officers found the painkillers in the 39-year-old singer's home or actually on Love, who surrendered to cops this morning and was later released on $20,000 bail. Love is already facing a misdemeanor count of being under the influence of "opiates and cocaine," a charge stemming from an incident that occurred hours before her OD. She was arrested after police were summoned to an L.A. home where Love had allegedly broken several windows.

There are many reasons why Courtney Love is richly deserving of her DUMASS AWARD. Unfortunately, detailing those reasons would involving paying way too much attention to someone who clearly has worn out her welcome. Love's 15 minutes should have been over in, say, 1995. Let's just say that being horribly spoiled, devoid of talent, AND a drug addict more than qualifies her to receive this DUMASS AWARD. It certainly isn't going to get her Mother of the Year, though....

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