Actually, given the growing popularity of the Fox News Channel, this effort seems superfluous....
Washington, D.C.--America has voluntarily decided to let itself become politically “re-educated” after learning that George W. Bush has raised $84 million in the last three months for his 2004 re-election campaign and is expected to raise $200 million for the year.
“Soon as I saw those numbers I knew my beer sopped, WWE-lovin’ mind didn’t stand a chance against the blitzkrieg of patriotic 9/11 imagery Bush would be usin’ in his ads, so I decided to heck with it. I’d get my brainwashin’ done early,” said Sheb Wheeler, Clarksville, Arkansas.
Wheeler, a pig farmer, stood at the back of a long line outside of a “re-education” truck in Little Rock, Arkansas.
The Bush/Cheney 2004 campaign has dispatched special “re-education” trucks to cities throughout all 50 of the states.
American Citizens have three months to voluntarily report to their nearest “re-education” center or they will have to undergo forced “re-programming."
“I just hope they get this done before lunch. The hogs aren’t gonna slop themselves,” he said.
Me? I'm heading for the hills, and I'm going to hope that I can stay at least one step ahead of the black helicopters and John Ashcroft's jack-booted thugs. I do have this almost uncontrollable urge to support a ban on partial-birth abortion and to support drilling for oil in ANWR. Scary, eh??
