Police seek victims that were taped in a fast-food restroom
It's OK; I had Subway for lunch!!
Something tells me that our latest DUMASS AWARD honoree might be having a wee bit o' trouble getting a date in the foreseeable future. Just when I begin to think that I might just be beginning to scrape the bottom of human stupidity, someone like Justin Bloom comes along and proves once again that human stupidity is truly a room with no floor.
Police in Molalla said a fast-food employee used a video camera to secretly record women using the restroom.
Justin Bloom, 28, is accused of installing the camera and a VCR in the crawl space at the Subway restaurant.
The camera was mounted in a vent in the ceiling. Another employee discovered the camera, confronted Bloom and called police.
But Bloom claims he burned the tapes. Bloom has been cited for invasion of privacy.
Police are asking women who used the restroom last month to call police so they can be listed as a possible victim.
Well, gee, y'all; don't that think that EVERY woman would have used a restroom at some time last month? After all, it is one of your basic physiological necessities, no?? Jeez, now I'm nervous about going to the restroom....
For his innovative use of technology and his groundbreaking cinematography, the Academy is proud to bestow this DUMASS AWARD upon Justin Bloom, who clearly has taken the art form (if that is the word for it) to new heights (or depths, depending on your perspective). Call me, babe...we'll do lunch...or not.
