November 26, 2003 4:58 AM

Another DUMASS AWARD wiener

Participant at KKK initiation wounded after shots fired into sky (thanks to the fine folks at Rush Limbaghtomy)

DUMASS AWARD wiener #40: Gregory Allen Freeman

It's true; you should NEVER mix DUMASSES and firearms. There are many possibilities, and few of them are good. This is a case in point.

JOHNSON CITY, Tennessee (AP) -- A bullet fired in the air during a Ku Klux Klan initiation ceremony came down and struck a participant in the head, critically injuring him, authorities said.

Gregory Allen Freeman, 45, was charged with aggravated assault and reckless endangerment in the Saturday night incident that wounded Jeffery S. Murr, 24.

About 10 people, including two children, had gathered for the ceremony. The man who was being initiated was blindfolded, tied with a noose to a tree and shot with paintball guns as Freeman fired a pistol in the air to provide the sound of real gunfire, Sheriff Fred Phillips said.

A bullet struck Murr on the top of the head and exited at the bottom of his skull, authorities said.

Freeman fled the ceremony but was arrested near his home, authorities said. He was released on $7,500 bail.

I'm not so sure that it's a good idea to release Mr. Freeman out into free society. Lord knows he's a menace to society. Of course, with any luck, our latest DUMASS will electrocute or impale himself, thus saving thousands in court costs. We can only hope....

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