My horoscope for today, courtesy of Natalie:
ARIES (3/21-4/19) You are the pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You are a jerk.
Hey, I resemble that remark....
You see, I KNOW the Truth, and it's not that most people are dickheads (of course, many people ARE dickheads). It's that most people are STOOPID. The depth and breadth of human stupidity is truly an astounding and never-ending phenomenon.