December 2003 Archives
- December 31, 2003
Right now playing Russian Roulette seems a viable option
Comments (1) - December 31, 2003
In my next life, I am NOT going to be a pizza deliveryman...uh, person.... - December 31, 2003
You say "Gas-Guzzling SUV" like it's a bad thing
Comments (1) - December 31, 2003
Clean air: it's not just a good idea, it should be the law
Comments (5) - December 31, 2003
Remember, kids: chicks dig politicians - December 31, 2003
Wouldn't it have been easier to just tell the truth? - December 30, 2003
The real winner is.... - December 30, 2003
Big Brother really MAY be watching you.... - December 30, 2003
Eww...I'll never be able to look at milk in quite the same way - December 30, 2003
One small step for mankind....
Comments (1) - December 30, 2003
The rich, the white, the stoopid - December 29, 2003
Get a roll of stamps and mail it in....
Comments (1) - December 29, 2003
Hail to the Hypocrite-in-Chief - December 29, 2003
Yes, and he had beef on his cereal - December 29, 2003
Have we learned nothing from Vietnam?
Comments (1) - December 29, 2003
Power corrupts. Absolute power means never having to wait in line for your latte.
Comments (1) - December 28, 2003
Just another instance of "The Man" keeping him down....
Comments (1) - December 28, 2003
Sometimes, it really isn't worth remembering - December 28, 2003
So what is wrong with trying to level the playing field?
Comments (2) - December 28, 2003
It's OK; they brought doughnuts
Comments (1) - December 28, 2003
Blame Canada....
Comments (5) - December 28, 2003
Well, it WAS shorter than "How to be a smug, self-superior, pseudo-intellectual troll" - December 28, 2003
Who's the "Big Tent Party" now??
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - December 27, 2003
Helpful hints from Lance, God of Romance - December 27, 2003
And this is why some people should not be allowed to breed
Comments (1) - December 27, 2003
Of course, you won't have to worry about this, will you, Justice Scalia?? | TrackBacks (1) - December 27, 2003
Ah, good, so there's still hope for me.... - December 27, 2003
Technology you can use (although we have no idea why) - December 27, 2003
Welcome to our world.... - December 26, 2003
Lies, damn lies, and history
Comments (2) - December 26, 2003
The stupid, the supercilious, and the clueless will always be among us - December 26, 2003
And the winner is.... - December 26, 2003
I remember when I had my first beer.... - December 26, 2003
Let us never forget - December 26, 2003
Sometimes diplomacy works - December 25, 2003
Before Conservatives called themselves "Compassionate" with a straight face....
Comments (1) - December 25, 2003
What's so funny about peace, love, and understanding?
Comments (1) - December 25, 2003
And this, kids, is why it takes a real man to be an elf - December 25, 2003
Once upon a time.... - December 25, 2003
But it did wonders for his approval ratings - December 24, 2003
No, it DOESN'T taste like chicken - December 24, 2003
Because vacant and stupid is WAY more entertaining.... - December 24, 2003
Ho freakin' ho....
Comments (3) - December 24, 2003
Talk about the willing suspension of disbelief....
Comments (2) - December 24, 2003
Fun with Faux News - December 24, 2003
Banging your head against the wall eventually leaves you with a sore forehead - December 23, 2003
I'm dreaming of an Orange Christmas - December 23, 2003
Yea, though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil- for I am the meanest SOB in the Valley
Comments (1) - December 23, 2003
Sometimes being single really IS the safer option - December 23, 2003
You can't buy an election with food stamps, can you? - December 23, 2003
It's time to demonstrate that the inmates aren't running the asylum - December 23, 2003
Truth, after all, is relative- particularly if you're a Republican - December 22, 2003
Thank God it wasn't one of the well-fed white men who sent them to this quagmire - December 22, 2003
Truth is where you happen to find it - December 22, 2003
Man, I can hardly wait for this one.... - December 22, 2003
A headline we'd like to see - December 22, 2003
'Tis better to be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt - December 22, 2003
Sometimes, holding your fire is a good thing - December 22, 2003
The truth can also be a good thing - December 22, 2003
And some of them are in the White House - December 21, 2003
'Tis the season to be rich, white, and Republican
Comments (4) - December 21, 2003
Does the ASPCA know about this?? - December 21, 2003
Well, you see...what happened was.... - December 21, 2003
Welcome to Republican Paradise. It sure is a more expensive place.
Comments (1) - December 21, 2003
So we can't expect "Operation Chinese Freedom" anytime soon? - December 21, 2003
Just as long as you promise to let us keep Taiwan under our thumb - December 20, 2003
Home of the White, Land of the Conservative
Comments (2) - December 20, 2003
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - December 20, 2003
I can see it now: "Survivor- Treblinka"
Comments (1) - December 20, 2003
A hyprocrite, draft dodger, AND a drug addict.... - December 20, 2003
But it's for your own good - December 19, 2003
So what if he can't vote in this country??
Comments (5) - December 19, 2003
Another step on the long journey back - December 19, 2003
All I want for Christmas.... - December 19, 2003
Not exactly a nation of intellectuals, are we??
Comments (4) - December 19, 2003
Well, at least he's not doing the pork roast.... - December 19, 2003
A character witness for Saddam??
Comments (-1) - December 19, 2003
Some welcome good news - December 18, 2003
If this is true, I should be dying of a heart attack any time now.... - December 18, 2003
It's fer your own good, li'l buddy.... - December 18, 2003
It's beginning to look a lot like an election campaign
Comments (1) - December 18, 2003
It's not exactly the Holy Trinity, but it's as close as the NFL will ever get
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - December 18, 2003
Can we PLEASE get a grip on reality here??
Comments (5)| TrackBacks (3) - December 18, 2003
In Republican politics, the willing suspension of disbelief is essential - December 18, 2003
This, kids, is why you should just say "NO!!" to Republicans - December 17, 2003
What next for the Bush 2004 campaign poster child?
Comments (1) - December 17, 2003
Isn't it about time for the Astros to NOT suck??
Comments (2) - December 17, 2003
Bush signs anti-spam bill, confused when told it will not outlaw canned meats
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - December 17, 2003
The best kept secret...EVER
Comments (3) - December 17, 2003
Ain't capitalism grand?? - December 17, 2003
Bottles of what???? - December 16, 2003
Man, I HATE it when that happens - December 16, 2003
And this is also why they never let me say the blessing - December 16, 2003
Dead man eating: too bad you can't eat like this every day
Comments (1) - December 16, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - December 16, 2003
Watching the wheels of justice grinding away
Comments (1) - December 16, 2003
Ignoring the problem will NOT make it go away - December 16, 2003
Sometimes, time really doesn't heal all wounds - December 16, 2003
And the jackasses will always be among us....
Comments (1) - December 15, 2003
Gee, there are so many worthy choices - December 15, 2003
Just try it...Go ahead...I dare you....
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - December 15, 2003
If I'm going to be known for something, does this have to be it??
Comments (1) - December 15, 2003
If you're going to condemn something, at least know what you're talking about
Comments (1) - December 15, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener - December 15, 2003
Porn in the USA - December 15, 2003
Let's be careful who we allow to take credit - December 14, 2003
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (4) - December 14, 2003
He was busted with Pee Wee Herman in a movie theater
Comments (4)| TrackBacks (5) - December 14, 2003
Headlines we'd like to see - December 14, 2003
Well, we could just pave it, stripe it, and turn it into a parking lot - December 14, 2003
'Cuz it's all about the money, idn't it?? | TrackBacks (1) - December 14, 2003
File this under "Miserable Failure" - December 13, 2003
Nope, nothing to see here.... - December 13, 2003
Why? Because I have nothing better to do....
Comments (1) - December 13, 2003
The center of the baseball universe? Not quite yet. - December 13, 2003
Something new for your Christmas list - December 13, 2003
No, I'm not...well, OK, maybe just a little bit.... - December 13, 2003
Something tells me these folks weren't planning to play Liar's Poker
Comments (1) - December 13, 2003
So THAT'S what the middle initial stands for, eh?? - December 12, 2003
The...Glorious...Leader...says...I...must...download...porn - December 12, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - December 12, 2003
Ewww...I really could have lived without this visual image
Comments (10) - December 12, 2003
Time to do the right thing
Comments (2) - December 12, 2003
Sticking it to "The Boss"
Comments (1) - December 12, 2003
Let's hope they were passing out refunds as people left the arena - December 12, 2003
This HAD to be one painful conversation
Comments (1) - December 11, 2003
Sometimes, karma can be a real bitch.... - December 11, 2003
Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Doesn't Work
Comments (1) - December 11, 2003
It takes a brave man to face down the Devil
Comments (2) - December 11, 2003
Elvis has left the building, and he took the common sense with him - December 11, 2003
If you want my money, prove to me that you need it - December 11, 2003
So much for "Fiscal Conservatism", eh?? - December 10, 2003
Just as long as it's someone else's child....
Comments (6) - December 10, 2003
Was he looking out for the safety of his men or heading down a slippery slope towards a war crime?
Comments (9) - December 10, 2003
If you're going to do the crime.... - December 10, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (6) - December 10, 2003
And it's all about getting re-elected - December 9, 2003
Howard Dean gets the endorsement of the elected President
Comments (3) - December 9, 2003
You want leadership? Go talk to Karl Rove. - December 9, 2003
The man whould SHOULD be President endorses the man who WILL be President - December 9, 2003
Politics is 90% acting, anyway (Chapter 2)
Comments (1) - December 9, 2003
Hey, it worked for "Hooters".... - December 9, 2003
Thank God for true American heroes like the Secret Service, eh? - December 9, 2003
So, we're bowing to pressure from China now?
Comments (1) - December 9, 2003
Well, it sure as hell beats what we have to work with now - December 8, 2003
It must have been some party, eh?? - December 8, 2003
Damn feminazis....
Comments (1) - December 8, 2003
And this is why I'm not an undercover cop
Comments (5) - December 8, 2003
The rich and powerful really ARE different...they can afford better lawyers
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - December 8, 2003
You want to do WHAT with that scalpel?? I don't think so.... - December 8, 2003
Clean air doesn't pay the campaign bills
Comments (2) - December 8, 2003
The boy in the bubble - December 7, 2003
Priceless, indeed....
Comments (6) - December 7, 2003
I don't need a preacher to tell me how to vote
Comments (6) - December 7, 2003
When I looked outside at my palm tree this morning, this is NOT what I saw.... - December 7, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener - December 7, 2003
Ugly people need not apply
Comments (4) - December 7, 2003
Is it a recovery if you're working for minimum wage?
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (2) - December 7, 2003
It's all about taking care of your wealthy friends - December 6, 2003
Truth in advertising
Comments (1) - December 6, 2003
This is no way to run a railroad...or a hockey league
Comments (1) - December 6, 2003
How true.... - December 6, 2003
Welcome to Not The People's Republic of Seabrook - December 6, 2003
OK, so perhap's he a little young to be getting some.... - December 6, 2003
Anyone know what Yassir Arafat's handicap is?? - December 6, 2003
The lady has a point
Comments (2) - December 6, 2003
All hat and no cattle??
Comments (1) - December 5, 2003
Call now for the finest painkillers money can buy! - December 5, 2003
Remember, if it's not in the Bible, it ain't worth readin'
Comments (3) - December 5, 2003
So who's winning the battle??
Comments (3) - December 5, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - December 5, 2003
Well, it's not as if the Republican in the White House has been a responsible steward
Comments (2) - December 5, 2003
What's a two-letter word for "hyporcrite"? Hmm...how 'bout "Rush Limbaugh"??
Comments (1) - December 5, 2003
Uh...say what??
Comments (2) - December 4, 2003
No, I haven't fixed anything since my 8-track broke.... - December 4, 2003
And for his next trick, he'll bomb North Korea - December 4, 2003
Hey, it's about damn time, eh??
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - December 4, 2003
Repeat after me: "Get over yourselves, already...."
Comments (1) - December 4, 2003
Let's hope she isn't breeding....
Comments (1) - December 4, 2003
Wasted opportunities - December 3, 2003
Pave paradise...make it a parking lot
Comments (2) - December 3, 2003
To hate someone, you actually need to know them first
Comments (1) - December 3, 2003
And you think the holidays with your family are wierd?? - December 3, 2003
More shameless self-promotion from the TPRS poster boy, #10
Comments (3) - December 3, 2003
Many aspire...few attain
Comments (1) - December 3, 2003
Yeah, but it sure plays well on Faux News Channel
Comments (2) - December 2, 2003
Someone will make way too much money off this idea
Comments (1) - December 2, 2003
If they had witnessed terrorists slitting the throat of an American soldier, would they publish that picture? You bet they would.
Comments (5)| TrackBacks (2) - December 2, 2003
Uh...do you take credit cards?? - December 2, 2003
Umm...you want to stick that where?? I don't think so.... - December 2, 2003
Sometimes, a picture really is worth a thousand words
Comments (1) - December 2, 2003
Neither snow, nor rain, nor clubhouse flambe....
Comments (1) - December 2, 2003
Somehow I think Daddy won't be quite so thrilled - December 1, 2003
Unoriginal...that's what you are (apologies to Nat King Cole) - December 1, 2003
Another satisfied customer - December 1, 2003
And this is why I love America.... - December 1, 2003
Hey, can you try McDonald's next time? At least their coffee is bad....
Comments (1) - December 1, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - December 1, 2003
Something different.... | TrackBacks (1) - December 1, 2003
Glenn who?? - December 1, 2003
Hypocrisy is it's own reward