Yes, the moment y'all have been waiting for has arrived:
The results are in. The people have spoken. Of the many blunders made by Rick Perry this year, none stood out in the voters’ mind as did his flip-flop on congressional redistricting.
Yes, Governor Goodhair's prevaricating power grab at the behest of Tom DeLay was certainly an effort worthy of recognition. It just whets your appetite for 2004, doesn't it? What sort of moronic tendencies will the Guv display? Don't worry, we likely won't have to wait long to find out.