December 10, 2003 5:48 AM

Another DUMASS AWARD wiener

Naughty but still nice, Sale poses for men's mag

I don't know how the Sports Illustrated women do it. I consider myself a wholesome girl and I don't want to come across as I'll get naked for anybody. I would never do Playboy or anything.

- Jamie Sale

DUMASS AWARD wiener #45: Jamie Sale

OK, so Ms. Sale still wants to be "the girl next door". That's great, but how are you planning to do that when your posing topless for a men's magazine? Hmm??

EDMONTON - Olympic figure skating champion Jamie Sale didn't want to do anything "sleazy."

So much for the Girl Next Door, eh??

See? I may be naked, but I'm not sleazy- I'm a DUMASS!!

But somehow staff with the young men's magazine FHM talked her into some hot pants and out of a bikini top.

The Edmonton athlete appears topless and scantily clad in a three-page photo spread in the January 2004 U.S. edition of the men's magazine, scheduled to hit store shelves across North America on Tuesday.

OK, so I'm hoping that someone more sophisticated than I am will be able to sort this out for me. Sale doesn't want to "get naked for anybody", but she has no problem with her topless self being sold in magazine racks all over North America. Man, now THAT'S a DUMASS AWARD wiener if ever there was one- but at least she wan't sleazy, eh??

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