December 15, 2003 5:35 AM

Another DUMASS AWARD wiener

Dad plea-bargains in marijuana case

DUMASS AWARD wiener #47: Jackie Ellison

Hmm...something tells me that our latest DUMASS won't be up for Father of the Year.

A man charged with allowing his children to smoke marijuana earlier this year pleaded guilty Friday to one count of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Jackie Ellison, 28, was originally charged with two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor, two counts of transferring marijuana to a person under 15, and two counts of misdemeanor child abuse. The charges allege that during his parenting time with his 6-year-old son and 4-year-old daughter, Ellison smoked marijuana and allowed both children to smoke marijuana. Ellison will be sentenced Feb. 5 and faces up to three years in prison.

What sort of punishment is appropriate for someone who would allow his young children to smoke dope with him? Sterilization might be a good start. I'm not going to advocate eugenics here, but am I the only one amazed that one must have a license to hunt, fish, or own a gun, but any maroon like Jackie Ellison who isn't firing blanks can father a child?

This DUMASS is a perfect example of why some folks should not, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES IMAGINABLE, be allowed to breed.

Dude, you want to watch "The Lion King" again?

Dad, we got the munchies again....

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