December 2, 2003 12:51 PM

Someone will make way too much money off this idea

Your Houston Area Professional Pooper Scooper: Rover's Leftovers is an authorized distributor of DogiPot Products (thanks, sweetheart!!)

You might (justifiably) wonder, but no, we the editorial staff here at TPRS just can't make this stuff up....

Have you ever asked yourself, "Hey, why am I cleaning up this dogs**t? Why don't I pay some desperate illegal immigrant to do something I'm not willing to do myself?" Indeed, here in America, if there is a need, there is someone willing to meet it for the right price. Enter Rover's Leftovers....

Why use a dog waste cleanup service? Well, since you asked:

  • Busy families can’t seem to find the time to take care of this smelly chore. (Um, so why is it exactly that you have a dog? Dogs are poop machines. Duh....)
  • Parents who want to safeguard their children against possible parasites from dog feces. (Perhaps if you taught Tommy to stop eating the dog s**t, you wouldn't have to have him de-wormed so often??)
  • Apartment and Town Home Communities that are looking for a solution to their dog waste problem.(Corks only work for so long.)
  • Persons who are environmentally conscious of how dog feces affects our wastewater, soil, and community. (Hmm...I may have only been a History major, but I've always tried to make sure my dog doesn't poop in the water supply. I've always preferred the neighbor's front yard- it's what I use myself.)
  • Those with physical limitations; which make it difficult or impossible to clean-up after their dog. (I know, I keep catching my walker in the dogs**t....)
I LOVE CAPITALISM....

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