And people wonder why I don't like brownies. This ought to clue you in....
Dear Dotti: My boyfriend constantly imitates that infamous scene from the movie American Pie. He is always having sex with baked goods such as pies, cakes and even brownies. The thing is, baking is a very big hobby of mine, and I can't stand him ruining my work anymore. What should I do? Should I dump my "sweet-toothed" boyfriend? -- Poppin' Fresh in the Big Apple
Dear Poppin' Fresh: If you weren't so busy being Betty Crocker maybe you'd have some time to satisfy your boyfriend's needs. Give him regular nookie and he'll probably leave your baked goods alone. Either that or put him to good use poking the holes in donuts.
