January 17, 2004 6:22 AM

Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener

Man tosses bag of marijuana into security tray

DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener #57: Clyde Lamar Pace II

I suppose you could probably file this one under "Stoopid Kriminul Trix". Young Mr. Pace was apparently having a very bad day, and going through the security checkpoint at the Polk County Courthouse certainly didn't improve matters.

DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) -- A man going through a courthouse metal detector emptied his pockets, tossing a small bag of marijuana into the security tray.

When Clyde Lamar Pace II realized what he had done, he tried to flee. But he ran the wrong way from Polk County deputies into a locked revolving door.

"He threw in a baggie of marijuana without realizing it, and the person working the security post said, 'Hey, what is this?"' said Chief Deputy Bill Vaughn. "He kind of gave that old I've-been-caught look, and the chase was on."....

Pace was arrested for drug possession and resisting arrest. The arrest caused him to miss a scheduled hearing on drug and driving charges filed after a traffic stop last month.

Yessirree, our latest DUMB@$$ now has problems that are MUCH larger than traffic court- and the worst part is that the police wouldn't give Mr. DUMB@$$...er, Pace...his weed back. Well, where you'll be going you'll have no need for the Magic Weed, Mr. Pace. Let's hope that you can bend over and grab your ankles, though....

Smoke 'em if you got 'em, eh??

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