January 22, 2004 6:16 AM

Are you a good witch or a bad witch?

The Gematriculator (thanks, Michael...GO CAROLINA!!!)

Man, this is some strange stuff, and frankly, I was hoping that TPRS would be at least a little bit more evil.

This site is certified 36% EVIL by the Gematriculator This site is certified 64% GOOD by the Gematriculator

The Gematriculator is a service that uses the infallible methods of Gematria developed by Mr. Ivan Panin to determine how good or evil a web site or a text passage is.

Basically, Gematria is searching for different patterns through the text, such as the amount of words beginning with a vowel. If the amount of these matches is divisible by a certain number, such as 7 (which is said to be God's number), there is an incontestable argument that the Spirit of God is ever present in the text. Another important aspect in gematria are the numerical values of letters: A=1, B=2 ... I=9, J=10, K=20 and so on. The Gematriculator uses Finnish alphabet, in which Y is a vowel.

Experts consider the mathematical patterns in the text of the Holy Bible as God's watermark of authenticity. Thus, the Gematriculator provides only results that are absolutely correct.

Apparently, this method is skewed towards Conservatives. The Druge Report scored 21% evil, 79% good and Ann Coulter.com scored 27% evil, 73% good. Hey, I could get used to being Evil.... ;0)

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