January 2, 2004 5:32 AM

My nominee for Mother of the Year

I've medicated myself with some chocolate milk and a raspberry Italian ice - a sure cure for a hangover - and am now onto tea therapy. I'm trying to convince the kids to play a rousing game of, "How about we all shut the hell up for two damn minutes?" but they're not biting. Fine, kids, whatever - have some gum for breakfast. Wait, it's lunchtime...you can't have gum for lunch, too. Here, have some chips. On bread. Sure, why not.

- Natalie Yates

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