Just in case you were wondering

I've become increasingly alarmed about the rise of Global Stupidity- you know...Iraq, Janet Jackson, Fox News, etc, etc., ad nauseum, ad infinitum. In an effort to combat the increase in generalized Global Stupidity, I have decided to fight back by participating in the Global Stupidity Advisory System:

Understanding the Global Stupidity Advisory System

The world has changed. Currently, everyone is more susceptible to stupidity than never before and will be for the foreseeable future. At all Stupidity Conditions we must remain vigilant, prepared and ready to deter stupidity. The following Stupidity Conditions each represent an increasing risk of stupidity. Beneath each Stupidity Condition are some suggested Protective Measures.

1. Low Condition (Green). This condition is declared when there is a low amplitude of global stupidity.

2. Guarded Condition (Blue). This condition is declared when there is a general risk of global stupidity.

3. Elevated Condition (Yellow). This condition is declared when there is a significant risk of global stupidity.

4. High Condition (Orange). A High Condition reflects a high risk of global stupidity.

5. Severe Condition (Red). This condition is declared when there is a severe risk of global stupidity.

Remember, only YOU can fight stupidity....