My friend/coworker/golfing buddy/fellow hockey fan/foil Jeremy and his wife Tanya are having their first child in August. Yeah, I know; I can imagine few things more thoroughly miserable than enduring the last stages of a pregnancy during a south Texas summer.
I can hear the kid now: "What!! You put my f*****g ultrasound picture on the f*****g INTERNET!!" Hey, come on ,now, it's not like anyone is going to recognize you....
When it comes to advice, I only have one thing to offer. When your child becomes angry with you and begins ranting about what mean, nasty, horrible parents you are, just tell them: "Remember, dear; we're living off your inheritance...." That ought to get their attention. ;0)