On a quiet Sunday morning, I once again find myself surrounded by the infantile, the silly, and the downright stupid. Yep, it's pretty much like every other day 'round here....
I think I missed my true calling, y'all. I've discovered that I have a certain flair for writing headlines. What do you think??:
This is what happens when state governments try to make up budget shortfalls.
Should I be worried when I see the words "Bush" and "executes" in the same headline?
Student's first is with champion steer. How sad...and isn't there a law against this sort of thing?
This is what you get for raising children in the middle of nowhere in northern Minnesota.
Yes, Virginia, Bear Whiz Beer is once again fashionable.
OK, I think it's finally time to fire the $&@#!(? headline writer, don't you think??
The Economics of faking an orgasm. No, I DON'T make this stuff up.
You mean they aren't mascots for the Norwegian national hockey team??
It's not just for breakfast anymore....
Jayson Blair's evil twin: "But I didn't mean to do it...."
...And last week he was stopped with his ex-wife's head in his carry-on bag.