March 30, 2004 5:56 AM

Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener

Sex and more sex on new Jackson album

DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener #77: Janet Jackson

I think most of us...well, OK, I'll just speak for myself here...are willing to consider the possibility that Janet Jackson's "wardrobe malfunction" at this year's Super Bowl was just a horribly unfortunate mistake. Well, fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, and...ah, fuhgeddaboudit....

Janet Jackson probably didn't intend to rile the public and the FCC during her Super Bowl halftime show. She more likely was setting the mood for the sexual escapades that drip from her new album, Damita Jo.

With her eighth album (and the first in three years), the 37-year-old Jackson completes a lifelong transformation in the spotlight, from chubby-cheeked innocent to cleavage-flaunting embodiment of sex.

Hey, what the hell, right? She knows that sex sells, so why should she have to worry about whether an album will succeed on it's musical or artistic merits? Who wouldn't want to buy an album that contains songs with titles like Sexhibition, I Want You, Moist and All Nite (Don't Stop)?

Yes, she may certainly be the stuff of DUMB@$$ legend, but she's going to be laughing all the way to the bank. So who's the DUMB@$$ now??

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