March 12, 2004 6:00 AM

There is only so much a poor writer can do, no?

I've been giving a lot of thought to what I can do to make TPRS more popular and more relevant. I certainly can't complain about the amount of traffic TPRS gets on a daily basis. After, it's more than probably 98% of weblogs enjoy. Still, there must be something I can do to make TPRS even more readable and appealing. I'm open to ideas, and I'm willing to try some new things, so I've begun "thinking outside of the box", if you'll pardon the cliche.

I've decided to begin investigating the secrets of those who draw large numbers of- LUSCIOUS NUDE SCHOOLGIRLS- visitors to their sites. What I discovered was amazingly simple- PENIS ENLARGEMENT- and straightforward. Figure out what your audience wants- HOT & WILLING RUSSIAN TEENS- and give it to them. Incisive commentary, crisp writing, and- PARIS HILTON SEX VIDEO- interesting design will generally work to your advantage. Even with those things, though, you need something that will set you apart from the crowd- HOT FARM ANIMAL ACTION. What, you might ask, could that elusive something- ANN COULTER NUDE!!- be? What is it that will distinguish my website- YOUNG LOLITAS WITH LARGE BREASTS- from so many others out there?

In my case, I don't have much- BORED, LONELY, NAKED HOUSEWIVES- technical expertise, particularly when it comes to- LESBIAN SHOWER SCENES- graphic design. What I do have- HOT XXX MIDGET SEX- isn't really going to be of much help. I can write, and I can- SEDUCE YOUNG VIRGINS NOW!!- even be funny on occasion. Still it's not enough to attract the sort of reader I'm really after- HOT, WILLING, & HORNY ASIAN TEENS!!- those with an intellectual curiosity and an open mind.

Every now and then, I wonder if I have what it takes- FREE VIAGRA- to make TPRS everything it can be. Am I doing everything- STAY HARDER, STRONGER, LONGER- I can? Am I reaching out effectively to my target audience- BORED, LONELY & NAKED HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS- and giving them what they want- SEAN HANNITY- PAULA ZAHN SEX VIDEOS? Or is there something else- LOVELY, NAKED LATINAS- that my readers are looking for- MAIL ORDER SEX SLAVES- that I haven't yet figured out? I'm fresh out of ideas, so if any of y'all have an idea of what you'd like to see here- LESBIAN OIL WRESTLING- please leave a comment. I'll see what I can do. Please keep in mind that there are some depths to which even I will not sink. Hey, I have standards, dontcha know....

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