March 18, 2004 5:41 AM

Time was that this sort of behavior earned you a trip to the principal

'Puppetry Of Penis' Tests Madison's Tolerance

Gee, when I was growing up, we just referred to this as "playing with yourself"....

A comedy performance in which two grown men jump on stage, disrobe and proceed to make origami-type shapes with their private parts is coming to Madison next month.

Promoters say "Puppetry of the Penis: The Ancient Art of Genital Origami" combines drama, talent and, most of all, humor.

The show that's been called a non-sexual adult performance has been playing to sold-out crowds in Australia, Europe and U.S. cities like New York and Los Angeles.

So you see, voyeurism really IS a cottage industry. As a kid, this sort of behavior would have won me a trip to the principal's office and a appointment with the school psychologist. (Well, Doc, I have this almost uncontrollable urge to play with myself...d'ya think there might be a career in that for me??)

Hmm..people paying money to watch chubby, naked men fondling themselves for our "entertainment"? Thanks, but I think I'll go back and watch "Striptease" until the urge to commit lewd acts passes....

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