March 3, 2004 8:29 PM

Um...you couldn't have just gone to see a doctor??

Bizarre Daily Story

Man, family reunions for these maroons must be a real trip....

MAROTINUL DE SUS, Romania - A Romanian family convinced a late relative was a vampire dug up his body, pierced it with wooden stakes and removed his heart. Gheorge Marinescu said he led the family´s graveyard expedition to dig up his brother-in-law Petre Toma´s grave to snuff out the vampire. Toma died last year at the age of 76. Marinescu said his wife, son and daughter-in-law were all sick because Toma drank their blood before he died. "I decided to unbury him. I´ve seen these kinds of things before," Marinescu said. "We took his heart and he sighed when we stabbed him. We burned it, then dissolved the ash in water. The people who had fallen sick drank it." Marinescu said his family got better immediately. For good measure, they pierced the body several times with wooden stakes. Police were planning to exhume the body again to determine if desecration charges would be filed.

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