April 2004 Archives
- April 30, 2004
Too bad I could never hit a curveball
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (8) - April 30, 2004
Now if they could just solve that whole how-do-they-go-to-the-bathroom thing
Comments (1) - April 30, 2004
I might have put it just a wee bit differently....
Comments (1) - April 30, 2004
White men really shouldn't be allowed to dance
Comments (1) - April 30, 2004
But that's not the Republican style, is it? - April 29, 2004
Can we talk about something that actually matters?
Comments (4) - April 29, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (5)| TrackBacks (2) - April 29, 2004
Well, at least he can laugh.... - April 29, 2004
He doesn't care...just as long as the food dish is full.... - April 29, 2004
It beats having to actually to actually obey laws - April 28, 2004
Perhaps because our Accidental President is too busy with his election campaign? - April 28, 2004
What, exactly, is George W. Bush doing in Iraq that is approval-worthy?? - April 28, 2004
Questioning Bush
Comments (1) - April 28, 2004
Is anyone else enjoying this as much as I am?
Comments (1) - April 28, 2004
Now, if they find two of everything, we might just have something to talk about
Comments (1) - April 28, 2004
Urban legends? We don't need no stinkin' urban legends.... - April 28, 2004
Then why have we killed thousands of innocent Iraqi civilians? - April 27, 2004
Much ado about nothing
Comments (1) - April 27, 2004
Ouch.... - April 27, 2004
Paul Bremer's fashion faux pas - April 27, 2004
Corruption? Whodathunkit? - April 26, 2004
It might as well be "D" for "Death" - April 26, 2004
More on the vision thang - April 26, 2004
Well, at least she went out with a bang.... - April 26, 2004
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - April 26, 2004
Same as it ever was, Part II - April 26, 2004
Yep, it was a rough weekend.... - April 26, 2004
Reality ain't what it used to be - April 25, 2004
Too bad this didn't happen nine hours earlier as Kim was rolling through town - April 25, 2004
I never learned this in Sunday School - April 25, 2004
Coming soon to a supermarket shelf near you | TrackBacks (1) - April 25, 2004
More random Sunday morning musings - April 25, 2004
Something about the right to bear arms, I suppose.... - April 25, 2004
What a waste....
Comments (1) - April 25, 2004
And so are morons, I suppose - April 24, 2004
Putting a face on the coffins | TrackBacks (9) - April 24, 2004
Well, at least they have something in common with Houston - April 24, 2004
But he sure is Presidentiary.... | TrackBacks (1) - April 23, 2004
It's more than just a silly Hallmark holiday
Comments (1) - April 23, 2004
Of course not, silly, because people might actually begin to wonder if the war is worth the cost
Comments (7) - April 23, 2004
Same as it ever was....
Comments (1) - April 23, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - April 23, 2004
Stretching the boundaries of good taste? Nah, we're just pissing off Republicans....
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (4) - April 23, 2004
Dance with the Devil and eventually you'll get burned, eh? - April 23, 2004
Perhaps the biggest mistake was assuming that he was telling the truth
Comments (1) - April 22, 2004
Perhaps someone misunderestimated the welcoming committee? - April 22, 2004
Well, that's one Christmas card she won't have to worry about getting - April 22, 2004
War is Peace, Ignorance is Knowledge, Obedience is Power....
Comments (2) - April 22, 2004
Headlines we'd like to see - April 22, 2004
Not exactly the sort of streak one should be proud of - April 22, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - April 22, 2004
If this is "safe", I'd hate to see "dangerous" - April 22, 2004
Eventually they'll want a piece of you, Chris
Comments (2) - April 21, 2004
Hey, Ahmed...didja bring the marshmallows?? - April 21, 2004
Back to the future...
Comments (1) - April 21, 2004
Stupid human tricks
Comments (3) - April 21, 2004
Thanks for reminding me...not
Comments (1) - April 21, 2004
Hey, no use sweating the small stuff, eh?? - April 21, 2004
Let the punishment fit the crime - April 20, 2004
A long-distance birthday wish
Comments (1) - April 20, 2004
Hey, I'm a Liberal...what a shock!
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - April 20, 2004
Must we kill the patient in order to save it? - April 20, 2004
Can we afford four more years of this?
Comments (2) - April 20, 2004
I think the second is more appropriate - April 19, 2004
From the ridiculous to the...well, even more ridiculous - April 19, 2004
For one day at least, it was good to be King. - April 19, 2004
When does "Zero Tolerance" become "Zero Common Sense"?
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (8) - April 19, 2004
Was that specific enough??
Comments (1) - April 19, 2004
Yes, but he's Presidentiary!!
Comments (1) - April 18, 2004
More from the TPRS poster boy
Comments (1) - April 18, 2004
But wait, damnit...I'm too young to be this damn old....
Comments (12)| TrackBacks (1) - April 18, 2004
Watch out for the Law of Unintended Consequences
Comments (2) - April 18, 2004
Random rumblings on a Sunday morning
Comments (3) - April 18, 2004
And he never leaves the lid up - April 18, 2004
It's good to be beautiful - April 17, 2004
You know, I've always wanted a Mercedes.... - April 17, 2004
Honey, I know what we're having for dinner.... - April 17, 2004
There is, apparently, no truth to the rumor that he will be deployed to the Sunni Triangle
Comments (6) - April 17, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - April 17, 2004
I had no idea that God is a Republican - April 17, 2004
But he's looking very Presidentiary - April 16, 2004
For a democracy, we sure do a crappy job of supporting democracy
Comments (3) - April 16, 2004
The vision thing (continued...)
Comments (2) - April 16, 2004
It beats actually DOING something....
Comments (1) - April 16, 2004
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us | TrackBacks (1) - April 16, 2004
Yeah, but he couldn't spin a rhyme to save his life - April 15, 2004
Remember, purple IS the color of royalty
Comments (2) - April 15, 2004
I'm tired of people wanting their cake and eating it, too
Comments (2) - April 15, 2004
My God, hasn't the man suffered enough??
Comments (2) - April 15, 2004
This is almost as impressive as "Mr. Foot-long Hot Dog Inventor" - April 15, 2004
Ya gotta spell it out - April 14, 2004
I'm tired of Kibbles & Bits - April 14, 2004
And pets never ask if it was good for you, too - April 14, 2004
War is more than than foreign policy by other means | TrackBacks (5) - April 14, 2004
Campaign finance laws? We don't need no stinkin' campaign finance laws.... - April 13, 2004
Now what about this "compassionate Conservative" thing?? | TrackBacks (1) - April 13, 2004
Today's lesson in gender relations - April 13, 2004
He couldn't lead a weasel out of a wet paper sack, but his hair sure looks good - April 13, 2004
CLEAVAGE!!! We must have cleavage!! - April 13, 2004
Um, no, the Tinfoil Helmet Brigade isn't scheduled to perform until 1 - April 13, 2004
Me? I'm still waiting for a Jesus that can help me with my putting....
Comments (1) - April 13, 2004
With friends like this, who needs enemas?
Comments (2) - April 13, 2004
After all, God helps those who help themselves, eh?
Comments (1) - April 12, 2004
If this mission was accomplished, why have so many died lately? - April 12, 2004
And now, a word from one of our sponsors - April 12, 2004
Can Ashton be First Man? Oops, wrong Moore.... - April 12, 2004
The truth? You can't handle the truth!
Comments (1) - April 12, 2004
So much for "Best Player Never To Have Won A Major" - April 12, 2004
Putting a face on death and deceit - April 12, 2004
When I think of how we stole the election, it gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling
Comments (2) - April 11, 2004
Yep, there's more here than just the naked pictures of Ann Coulter! - April 11, 2004
It's not often I'm able to say "cold and blustery" with having to use "Ann Coulter" in the same sentence - April 11, 2004
Ouch...that's going to leave a mark.... | TrackBacks (2) - April 11, 2004
Um...honey, it looks as if Easter is going to be a bit delayed this year.... - April 11, 2004
If only it were so easy.... - April 11, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - April 11, 2004
But it certainly will kill a lot of Iraqis - April 11, 2004
How about a tragedy AND a travesty? - April 10, 2004
The cat doesn't care
Comments (1) - April 10, 2004
The vision thing
Comments (1) - April 10, 2004
Saying goodbye to a legend - April 10, 2004
I only hope it's not the same dog and the same cat - April 10, 2004
Yes, democracy is SO unpredictable - April 10, 2004
How about we not find out?? - April 9, 2004
It's OK as long as someone else's child is doing the fighting and dying - April 9, 2004
Recognizing a life lived outside the box
Comments (4)| TrackBacks (1) - April 9, 2004
A good resume and a pair of kneepads will go a long ways
Comments (1) - April 9, 2004
History is more than just one damn thing after another....
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (2) - April 9, 2004
It could be worse; I could have majored in colonic hydrotherapy - April 9, 2004
Of course, he didn't stain a blue dress - April 8, 2004
Just remember not to overcook them - April 8, 2004
It's all just a little bit of history repeating
Comments (2) - April 8, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - April 8, 2004
If you see a small hole in the floor, run like Hell
Comments (2) - April 8, 2004
Just hanging around....
Comments (1) - April 8, 2004
Just when you'd thought they couldn't sink any lower....
Comments (3) - April 7, 2004
Now here's something you don't see every day, eh??
Comments (2) - April 7, 2004
Beauty is where you find it, and Monday it was in Galveston
Comments (2) - April 7, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - April 7, 2004
The walls have ears....
Comments (1) - April 7, 2004
This story has been satirized for your protection - April 7, 2004
NOW do you believe him? - April 7, 2004
Gasp! You mean to tell me that they were lying all along?? - April 6, 2004
Next week: Do it yourself brain surgery - April 6, 2004
If you can't argue the truth, you're left with no options but to shout down the messenger
Comments (2) - April 6, 2004
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
Comments (2) - April 6, 2004
Common sense crosses The Pond
Comments (1) - April 6, 2004
You didn't actually believe he was going to follow through on this, did you? Silly wabbit.... - April 6, 2004
Someone might want to check Boo for a pulse
Comments (4) - April 6, 2004
Hey, he makes a lot of sense for a cheese-eating surrender monkey, no? - April 5, 2004
Stoopid is as stoopid duz: The Gospel according to Gary Bettman - April 5, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (4)| TrackBacks (3) - April 5, 2004
Life does begin on Opening Day - April 5, 2004
If you're going to buy an election, you might as well get a good price, eh? - April 5, 2004
And Bush plans to run on his "record"?
Comments (1) - April 4, 2004
Back to the future - April 4, 2004
I wasn't aware that God was in the infanticide business
Comments (4) - April 4, 2004
This would not be an appropriate time to joke about needing a stiff shaft to play golf - April 4, 2004
Time for the dirty little secrets to be outed - April 4, 2004
Talk about drawing the battle lines, eh??
Comments (2) - April 4, 2004
He's also giving Presidents a bad name - April 3, 2004
Be afraid...be very afraid....
Comments (1) - April 3, 2004
Oops...my bad!!
Comments (1) - April 3, 2004
So when do I get my check??
Comments (4)| TrackBacks (1) - April 3, 2004
I'm a minority in my own family
Comments (4) - April 3, 2004
Southern Living or Soldier of Fortune?? - April 3, 2004
They're not just for breakfast anymore.... - April 3, 2004
And what could be greater than stealing a Presidential election? - April 2, 2004
One week later....
Comments (1) - April 2, 2004
Perhaps it's time to let the inmates run the asylum? - April 2, 2004
They're so cute at that age.... - April 2, 2004
What? They couldn't throw in Miss January? - April 2, 2004
Apparently, the Hal 9000 is a Republican.... - April 2, 2004
Beauty may be only skin deep, but ugly does straigh to the bone - April 1, 2004
It really IS a girl's best friend
Comments (1) - April 1, 2004
'Tis a fitting tribute
Comments (3) - April 1, 2004
Republicans really DO eat their young - April 1, 2004
I'm not a praying man, but if it helps get rid of DeLay, I'm willing to learn.... - April 1, 2004
Maybe they can get Stone Cold Steve Austin for Opening Day?? - April 1, 2004
The end of the road? - April 1, 2004
One of the best there ever was....