April 29, 2004 5:23 AM

Well, at least he can laugh....

SIZE 12 WEDDING DRESS/GOWN NO RESERVE: SURE IS A BEAUTY! CHEAP! USED ONLY ONCE!

If you've been through a divorce, you know that it helps to have a sense of humor. Fortunately for him, this guy's laughing all the way to the bank.

I found my ex-wife's wedding dress in the attic when I moved. She took the $4000 engagement ring but left the dress. I was actually going to have a dress burning party when the divorce became final, but my sister talked me out of it. She said, "That’s such a gorgeous dress. Some lucky girl would be glad to have it. You should sell it on EBay. At least get something back for it." So, this is what I’m doing. I’m selling it hoping to get enough money for maybe a couple of Mariners tickets and some beer. This dress cost me $1200 that my drunken sot of an ex-father-in-law swore up and down he would pay for but didn’t so I got stuck with the bill. Luckily I only got stuck with his daughter for 5 years. Thank the Lord we didn't have kids. If they would have turned out like her or her family I would have slit my wrists. Anyway, it’s a really nice dress as you can see in the pictures. Personally, I think it looks like a $1200 shower curtain, but what do I know about this.

I suppose a bit of bitterness is understandable under the circumstances, but "a $1200 shower curtain"? Of course, judging by the pictures, he might be on to something. Right; that "shower curtain" sold for $3850.00. I should be so bitter....

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