May 2004 Archives
- May 31, 2004
We pause to remember - May 31, 2004
Imagine walking into a sauna encased in Saran Wrap....
Comments (1) - May 31, 2004
A good time for a time-out from partisanship
Comments (1) - May 31, 2004
No, you just can't make this stuff up, y'all
Comments (1) - May 31, 2004
This was NOT supposed to be part of the curriculum - May 31, 2004
And some of the performers are not trained at all - May 30, 2004
Well, you see, what happened was.... - May 30, 2004
Come back when you have a real scandal, willya?? | TrackBacks (1) - May 30, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - May 30, 2004
Hmm...I'm sensing a second career.... - May 30, 2004
Ah, breath deep the sweet, fresh air of moral superiority....
Comments (5) - May 30, 2004
Ethics? We don't need no stinkin' ethics? - May 30, 2004
Hey, it might just be an upgrade - May 30, 2004
I just gotta be me.... - May 29, 2004
1, 2, 3...push away from the buffet line....
Comments (1) - May 29, 2004
Somewhere, Sam Walton is smiling - May 29, 2004
Not that the object of your derision actually cares
Comments (12) - May 29, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - May 29, 2004
We're from the government, and we're here to...ah, fuhgeddaboudit.... - May 29, 2004
More from the TPRS poster boy
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (1) - May 29, 2004
And now I need to find my purse - May 28, 2004
Yes, but he was going all out - May 28, 2004
No, but if you hang on, I might be able to dig up some recent nude photos of Helen Thomas or Bette White
Comments (1) - May 28, 2004
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - May 28, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - May 28, 2004
The latest communique from the Pizza Police - May 28, 2004
Someone doesn't wake up easily.... - May 28, 2004
Apparently, reality ain't what it used to be - May 27, 2004
Something I'd rather not think about on game night.... - May 27, 2004
Another reason to live in fear
Comments (1) - May 27, 2004
Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind
Comments (1) - May 27, 2004
It's time for some heads at the top of the food chain to roll
Comments (1) - May 27, 2004
More from our foreign correspondent
Comments (1) - May 27, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - May 27, 2004
It really IS a dog's life, eh? | TrackBacks (1) - May 27, 2004
Hey, we all need a role - May 26, 2004
What's next? Hookers for lunch? - May 26, 2004
This is what happens when you sneak up on Boo in the middle of the night
Comments (1) - May 26, 2004
Killing the patient in order to save it
Comments (4) - May 26, 2004
This is not a bet a smart man would make - May 26, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - May 26, 2004
So how exactly did he get through Yale? - May 26, 2004
How about we start with you, wienerboy? - May 25, 2004
It's Texas Tuesday, y'all! | TrackBacks (24) - May 25, 2004
Game One on, eh??
Comments (1) - May 25, 2004
And we're going to stay there until we get it right - May 25, 2004
Mission Accomplished? Tell that to the families of those killed in the past year. - May 25, 2004
We like 'em with four legs.... | TrackBacks (1) - May 25, 2004
Four more wars!! - May 25, 2004
He knows of which he speaks, #2 - May 24, 2004
Piss into the wind and two things are likely to happen: 1) You get wet, and 2) You end up smelling badly
Comments (7)| TrackBacks (7) - May 24, 2004
Perhaps we really AREN'T so far removed from our knuckle-dragging days - May 24, 2004
I didn't know they were in season
Comments (1) - May 24, 2004
Damned if you do and, well, damned if you do....
Comments (2) - May 24, 2004
Only in America.... - May 24, 2004
Hey, come on now...it could be a miracle.... - May 24, 2004
He knows of which he speaks....
Comments (1) - May 23, 2004
Um...I can hardly wait for take two - May 23, 2004
What, really, is so wrong here? - May 23, 2004
WAS it worth it??
Comments (3) - May 23, 2004
Now can I get my milk and cookies, dammit??
Comments (3) - May 23, 2004
It's my favorite time of year again - May 23, 2004
Ah, the good ol' days.... - May 23, 2004
Well, this would certainly explain the rash of liquor store holdups around the state, eh? - May 23, 2004
18 ways to improve the game - May 23, 2004
Really; especially when all we get from them are cold fronts and hockey players.... - May 22, 2004
So who's really yanking the chains?
Comments (1) - May 22, 2004
Well, there's no reason to give him four more years, is there? - May 22, 2004
Power corrupts, but absolute power is rather enjoyable - May 22, 2004
The genital electrodes were only used on holidays and special occasions - May 22, 2004
To call this craven political posturing would be to miss the point - May 22, 2004
Don't worry; you'll look good in a body bag someday - May 22, 2004
No, but they should - May 21, 2004
A snapshot from the family album...I always suspected I was descended from royalty - May 21, 2004
Incompetence can be it's own reward
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (2) - May 21, 2004
Greetings from Texas- we're an Equal Opportunity Executioner | TrackBacks (1) - May 21, 2004
And now, to our reporter on the scene in Oaxaca - May 21, 2004
Hey, it's not like they're real people or anything - May 21, 2004
He doesn't even like politics - May 20, 2004
Sometimes, a picture really IS worth a thousand words - May 20, 2004
Welcome to my head- anybody want to trade places for a day??
Comments (1) - May 20, 2004
So, tell me again why this man deserves another term? - May 20, 2004
Yet another cat I'd like to kidnap (catnap?)
Comments (1) - May 20, 2004
Just wait until you see what you get to drink your Cristal out of - May 20, 2004
There's nothing quite like rewarding your friends - May 19, 2004
And this man is the leader of the free world? - May 19, 2004
It figures that the test was devised by a Conservative Republican
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - May 19, 2004
Thankfully, I don't look good in white - May 19, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - May 19, 2004
Now here's a child I'd like to see on a milk carton - May 19, 2004
So much for the idea of buying championships, eh? - May 19, 2004
Ugh.... - May 18, 2004
Proof that there is hope for us over-40 types - May 18, 2004
You can't...because I have friends in all the right places - May 18, 2004
It's Texas Tuesday, y'all! | TrackBacks (28) - May 18, 2004
Is this what freedom means post-9.11?
Comments (2) - May 18, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - May 18, 2004
How about we just invade them now and get it over with?
Comments (1) - May 18, 2004
Greetings from Bizarro World - May 18, 2004
Greetings from Clusterf**k Central
Comments (1) - May 17, 2004
Are we to be content with sacrificial lambs? - May 17, 2004
Your tax dollars at work...yeah, right - May 17, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - May 17, 2004
Do the mullahs know about this?? - May 17, 2004
Ooops...our bad.... - May 17, 2004
Well, at least she's not using it up on me - May 16, 2004
Meet the neighbor
Comments (5) - May 16, 2004
Letting go is the hardest part - May 16, 2004
At least no one died when Clinton lied, Chapter 132 - May 16, 2004
Remember, they're "detainees", not "people" - May 16, 2004
Congratulations, you're the parents of a bouncing baby bowl of fruit - May 16, 2004
Presidential free pass - May 15, 2004
Now this is taking your message to the masses - May 15, 2004
The roots of a civil revolution - May 15, 2004
Hey, it beats taking responsibility
Comments (1) - May 15, 2004
Just not in the way you might have thought....
Comments (3) - May 14, 2004
So much for claiming the moral high ground
Comments (1) - May 14, 2004
Where do we go for answers now?
Comments (1) - May 14, 2004
Thank you, Masters of the Obvious.... - May 14, 2004
Stoopid is as stoopid duz.... - May 14, 2004
Yikes...and people wonder why I never had children | TrackBacks (1) - May 14, 2004
Was it worth it? - May 14, 2004
It's easy if you don't think of them as people - May 13, 2004
Iraqis Gone Wild, the Abu Ghraib edition - May 13, 2004
It's so much easier when you're doing the Lord's work
Comments (6) - May 13, 2004
Someday I'm really going to have to learn to keep the promises I make to myself
Comments (1) - May 13, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (3) - May 13, 2004
Scratching the surface
Comments (1) - May 13, 2004
So much for gracefully easing into retirement - May 13, 2004
The people running the game may be idiots, but the game is still beautiful
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - May 13, 2004
The Founding Father would be spinning in their graves - May 12, 2004
Just in case there was any doubt about their utter lack of humanity
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (1) - May 12, 2004
Coming to grips with the past, Part two - May 12, 2004
The emperor has no clothes - May 12, 2004
It's OK; he's been an outstanding leader in the war against terror, no? - May 11, 2004
Just another evening in Paradise - May 11, 2004
So what else are you going to do on a stormy Tuesday afternoon? - May 11, 2004
It's Texas Tuesday! | TrackBacks (14) - May 11, 2004
Coming to grips with the past
Comments (1) - May 11, 2004
And the troglodytes shall always be among us
Comments (1) - May 11, 2004
One man, one vote? How quaint.... - May 11, 2004
Not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed - May 10, 2004
Enjoy her while you still can - May 10, 2004
Greetings from Klan World- Wish you were here!! - May 10, 2004
The fog of war should not obscure this travesty
Comments (3) - May 10, 2004
We're #2...we try harder - May 10, 2004
Not exactly the kind of "paperless" we had in mind, eh? - May 10, 2004
Or for dessert.... - May 9, 2004
The best laid plans....
Comments (2) - May 9, 2004
Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind - May 9, 2004
When stealing an election is your only option.... - May 9, 2004
He thought it was a group of Iraqi cheerleaders - May 8, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (4) - May 8, 2004
The leadership we deserve? - May 8, 2004
Coincidence? We think not. - May 7, 2004
And it kills bugs dead....
Comments (1) - May 7, 2004
Before long, we would be involved. The rest, as they say, is history. - May 7, 2004
Let the People speak - May 7, 2004
Time for a change in career plans?
Comments (1) - May 7, 2004
Something I will NOT be getting for Mom this Mother's Day - May 7, 2004
Hypocrisy 101: If the President was a Democrat, you'd be calling for his head. - May 6, 2004
Pave Paradise, make it a parking lot - May 6, 2004
OK, so I'm a heretic....
Comments (3) - May 6, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - May 6, 2004
Well, the poor don't donate to Republicans, do they?? - May 6, 2004
Keeping your priorities straight, eh?
Comments (1) - May 6, 2004
Time to choose a direction - May 6, 2004
Just as long as someone else is doing the fighting and dying.... - May 5, 2004
Gee, so what would failure have entailed??
Comments (5) - May 5, 2004
Can we please talk about something that matters now? Today??
Comments (5) - May 5, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - May 5, 2004
No, you don't want fries with that - May 5, 2004
If a tree falls in the forest.... - May 5, 2004
So much for keeping promises
Comments (3) - May 5, 2004
Because that's what Republicans do
Comments (1) - May 4, 2004
Wow, the things they're teaching kids these days.... - May 4, 2004
Yet more on the vision thang - May 4, 2004
Help us take back Texas | TrackBacks (11) - May 4, 2004
Hmm...can anyone guess the recurring theme here?? - May 4, 2004
So, remind me again...who's the hero??
Comments (2) - May 4, 2004
See no dead people.... - May 3, 2004
Not exactly a Chamber of Commerce picture - May 3, 2004
Low carb? Not if I have anything to say about it.... - May 3, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - May 3, 2004
Someone get this man a newspaper - May 3, 2004
Because that's what Republicans do
Comments (3) - May 2, 2004
Hey, with friends like this, who needs enemas?? - May 2, 2004
You mean they don't eat their young?
Comments (2) - May 2, 2004
Yet more Sunday morning musings - May 2, 2004
It was only supposed to be a short-term thing - May 2, 2004
"Mission Accomplished", my @$$ - May 2, 2004
Because Republicans will do anything to win
Comments (1) - May 1, 2004
It's a rainy Saturday afternoon...perhaps I'll do some reading - May 1, 2004
Just another day in Paradise - May 1, 2004
Did we think we were immune to this sort of barbarity?
Comments (2) - May 1, 2004
Not bad for a 41-year-old retired American League pitcher, eh? - May 1, 2004
We're #5! We're #5!! - May 1, 2004
Quick! Write your Congressman!! - May 1, 2004
So what is this "record" that Bush is running on, anyway?? - May 1, 2004
If I don't like it, then it's sinful