Which came first, the chicken or the Zambian? (shamelessly lifted from under Laurence Simon's nose)
Hey, come on now...can't a man get a little privacy around here??
A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday. The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.
"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.
This just may be why Burger King dismantled their "Submissive Chicken" site, eh??
The hen was slaughtered? Thank goodness...wouldn't want to eat THAT for dinner!