June 22, 2004 7:27 AM

And if you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with

Banker tells clients to have sex

Finally, some financial advice I can get behind....

LONDON (Reuters) - A major investment bank is advising clients to have sex, get more sleep and stop equating happiness with money....

German-owned Dresdner Kleinwort Wasserstein offers the advice in a note to clients by its strategist James Montier.

"I thought it was time that I reminded people there was more to life than watching screens every day," he told Reuters.

The note recommends clients have sex, ideally with someone they love, reflect on the good things in life, give their bodies enough sleep and exercise regularly.

It sure beats the hell out of worrying about my 401k, doesn't it??

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