June 3, 2004 5:42 AM

Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener

Stupid Crack User of the Day: Woman calls police THREE TIMES to buy crack cocaine.

DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener #99: Amy Logue

I'm hardly an expert when it comes to buying crack, but I would have to think that if I were in the market, I probably wouldn't start with the local police. Then again, I'm not our latest DUMB@$$, either.

A police officer gets what he thinks is a crank call. It turns out to be a call from a woman desperate to get her hands on some crack cocaine. It happened in Richland County, Ohio, not once, but three times!

Police say the woman who called the police was Amy Logue, 27, of Ashland. Investigators say she called the police with an odd request. Police say Logue was looking for some crack cocaine, and if she couldn't get it from the number she dialed, she'd get it from somewhere else.

One time, the police put the would-be drug buyer on hold, and you can hear her talk to her friends in the car. Somehow the police officers kept their composure long enough to make an arrest. Police say Amy Logue didn't call them once, or twice. She called them three times to make the deal.

Authorities say she's been charged with a felony for trying to buy drugs. At one point this exchange took place:

--Officer on tape: "How do I know you ain't a cop? Huh?"
--Suspect on tape: "How do you know I ain't a cop? Do I sound like a cop?"

Uh, how do you know I ain't a DUMB@$$? Huh? Do I sound like a DUMB@SS? Well, actually, yes...yes, you do- and you're quite convincing.

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