June 4, 2004 5:48 AM

Can you say "masticate" in polite company?

Now here is a conversation I hope we'll never have at our house:

Orb: "Cats don't masticate the way that people do, so there will be sharp edges. You can't feed Doritos to a cat."

Lin: "But he likes them!"

Orb: "Yes, but will you be saying that when we are taking the cat to the vet in the middle of the night because his digestive system is bleeding internally? I think not. Besides, they have spices on them and it'll make his poop stinky, and he'll probably fart or get diarrhea ... eewwww. Please don't feed Doritos to the cat."

Thanks for that visual...man, I am SO glad I've already had breakfast....

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