New York Welcomes the Republicans' Big Tent
God, I just LOVE the free enterprise system, don't you??
Conventions attract call girls like Halliburton attracts no-bid contracts, and political conventions are no different. Today the New York Daily News is reporting that escort agencies in New York "are flying in extra call girls from around the globe to meet the expected demand" during the GOP convention.... Agency operators are optimistic about business prospects: Says one, "It's going to be big."
Sure, big. But you know those neo-cons: Always pulling out early.
Right; but they'll no doubt have enough money to pay for someone to make the mess go away.
CLEANUP!! AISLE FOUR!!
