New York Welcomes the Republicans' Big Tent
God, I just LOVE the free enterprise system, don't you??
Conventions attract call girls like Halliburton attracts no-bid contracts, and political conventions are no different. Today the New York Daily News is reporting that escort agencies in New York "are flying in extra call girls from around the globe to meet the expected demand" during the GOP convention.... Agency operators are optimistic about business prospects: Says one, "It's going to be big."
Sure, big. But you know those neo-cons: Always pulling out early.
Right; but they'll no doubt have enough money to pay for someone to make the mess go away.
CLEANUP!! AISLE FOUR!!
On the other hand, the Boston area agencies are flying in a fresh supply of underage girls (for Rob Lowe fans) and male congressional pages (paging Congressman Frank) for the Democrat Convention.
Plus that specially equipped Oldsmobile for Senator Kennedy, equipped with a vehicular floatation device. Rhe 35th anniversary of Chappiquidick will occur during the convention.
OK, Greg...who peed in your coffee this morning?? ;0)
Then news of anticipatory fortification of both cities' sexually oriented industries strikes me as odd... I didn't know that Bill was going to attend the Repubican convention too.
Judging from the usual nature of Greg's comments, I'd say he peed in his own coffee.