Yes, it's once again time for our semi-regular feature:
Without further ado, let the fun begin:
Paul McCartney got no thrill from heroin: Former Beatle says he used cocaine during 'Pepper' sessions: Gee, whodathunkit??
'Ladies Night' Discount Axed in N.J. Bars: I still think Hamlet had the right idea: "First, we'll kill all the lawyer...."
U.S. rail scare linked to sleepy worker, not terror: Jeez, can't a guy get a nap around here without setting off a terrorism alert?
Big wheels, young boys and trouble: Alex, it's "What do you get when you put two bored 10-year boys together with a bulldozer on a quiet Sunday morning?"
Boy born from 21-year-old sperm: Lost in the shuffle was the announcement that the sperm had just won a college scholarship.
Meteor Possible Source Of Flashes, Booms Over Wash.: This just in: the entire city of Olympia, WA, was destroyed. No one notices for three days.
Trial set for man accused of fathering baby with sister: Kinda gives a whole new meaning to "keeping it in the family", eh??
Police: Nude Man Walks Down Westheimer: Maybe he was looking for his sister??
Transexual's divorce stalls when she refuses to be he: Original suit sought annulment, citing laws on same-sex marriages: Maybe he WAS his sister?
Detectives: Son Stole Dad's Police Cruiser To Stop Ex-Girlfriend: Thankfully, it wasn't his sister.
Sex Is Driving Me Crazy Complains Swedish Woman: You'd best hope that she's not your sister.
Sweden: Emergency condom biz launches. Beginning this week, couples in Swedish cities can get quick deliveries.: Because you never know when your sister will want to get busy....
Sex scandal brings gob-smacked shrine to its knees: OK, enough...stop with the sister jokes already, willya???
Restaurant trend: Napkin rationing: Coming soon to a restaurant near you...pay toilets. I can hardly wait until this trend hits Mexican restaurants. Oh, the humanity....
Police Beat: Driver loses his car, dog - and then his freedom: Can a country song be far behind??
South Dakota: A great big building made of corn: Hey, couldja pass the butter and the salt, please??
NYC water not so kosher: No, really...how many angels can dance on the head of a pin??
