Welcome to another semi-regular episode of:
Today, we bring you the unfortunate, the inept, and the challenged, to wit:
Naked door wrestling: Been there, done that, don't particularly want to discuss it, thank you very much.
Golfing in Kabul: No grass, no greens: Please keep in mind that the minefields along the 4th, 12th, and 17th fairways are most definitely out of bounds.
Cops in shinny conflict: OK, here's the plan...first, we'll kill all the skateboarders. Then we'll get the street hockey players- assuming, of course, we can get the cops to play along.
Praying Preachers Ground Flight: A word to the wise, when boarding an airplane, it's usually NOT a good idea to mention the magic numbers "9.11".
Suicide U.: Iran registers volunteers for martyrdom: Of course, the problem with this is that their really is no long term future in martyrdom, is there?
The Museum Of Bad Art (MOBA): I would recommend "Still Life With Paring Knife".
Gravity Balls: Surprise; the Internet really IS a huge time-waster, eh?
Calif. Court Considers Whether Violent Poetry Is Criminal: Hey, kid; a word to the wise...stick to birds and flowers, OK?
Student Whose Hair Set Afire Told To Stay Home. Alleged Attacker Remains In School: Next, we'll be hearing about how she brought the abuse on herself, eh?
Manure Spread Around Indiana School in Prank: Duh...it was supposed to be spread around the Principal's office. Uff da....
Swastikas to be Taken Out of Courthouse: Also, as of 1 July goosestepping will be illegal.
Woman Gets Fake $20 From ATM: Bank Wouldn't Exchange Fake Bill For Real One: But you can have all of the Monopoly money that you want.
Mass hysteria caused illness on bus, expert says: Man, I've gotta get me some of them placebos....
Personality Test: Hey, whodathunkit? You really ARE an axe-wielding, deviant, homicidal, sexual psycopath.
Man rips off testicles: Umm...don't you think that you might need those at some point in the future?
Croatia's Euro 2004 squad warned against "acrobatic sex": Man, I can hardly wait for someone to define what exactly "acrobatic sex" is....
Mexican Officer Croaks, Barks on Radio: Hmm...perhaps this has something to do with "acrobatic sex"??
