July 8, 2004 5:38 AM

Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener

Macy Gray to perform naked

DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener #118: Macy Gray

I wonder how long it's going to take for the pictures of this to show up on the Internet? I'm thinking 10, maybe 15 minutes, tops.

Of course, the question that needs to be asked here is what possible statement can be made by performing sans culottes that can't be made by performing while clothed? I'm not trying to be a prude, but except for the more prurient aspect of this performance, I see nothing positive that can come out of this.

Singer Macy Gray has promised to perform naked to raise money for charity.

The outrageous star says she will appear in nothing but a pair of Jimmy Choo heels at her London gig today!

She will reveal all to raise cash for the Elton John Aids Foundation.

"Never before has a major artist gone so far in aid of a good cause," a spokesman for the singer said.

"Macy was invited to be part of a celebrity auction in which photographs of stars wearing Jimmy Choo shoes will go under the hammer.

"She wanted to do something special for it so decided that in her photograph she would be naked on stage. It is a very sexy statement."

The gig will take place at The Coronet in Elephant and Castle, south London - her first UK gig in two years.

I wonder if she'll throw in a pole dance or a shower dance for the REALLY high rollers in the audience? How much for a lap dance? And then the backstage fund-raising possibilities are endless here.

So, how much IS a DUMB@$$ AWARD worth? It depends on how far she's willing to go. Get in line, boys....

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