Hmm...sounds like someone has just a wee bit too much time on his hands, eh?
Looks like normal movies are no longer enough for Matt Damon. The Bourne Supremacy star wants to make a ''character-driven porn movie'' with an intellectual plot, reports the World Entertainment News Network.
Damon, 33, believes X-rated films and action movies are predictable and badly written and wants to break the trend by creating a adult movie in which the narrative is as important as the graphic sex scenes.
''My theory on action movies is that they're like porn movies,'' he said. "A porn movie has got really bad writing, really bad acting and really thinly drawn characters.
''What I want to do is make a character-driven porn movie,'' Damon continues. "It's all going to be about the character and the porn's going to grow out of the characters and serve as character development. You know how movie titles get porn titles -- movies that rip them off? A producer suggested that we do The Porn Identity.''
Coming soon to a multiplex near you....