More news that we could all probably somehow live without:
Health Official Apologizes After City Closes Kids' Lemonade Stand
We're from the government, and we're here to...ah, fuhgeddaboudit....
Seven More People Accuse Radio Hoax Suspect: 14 New Charges Filed Against 40-Year-Old
Note: if someone tells that in order to win a prize you have to take off your clothes, something is probably wrong.
Burning Bunny Blamed For Costly Fire
Oh, RIGHT...blame the bunny....
Italian arrested for throwing hamsters
Don't be surprised to find this growing sport on the menu at the 2008 Beijing Olympics.
Denmark bans enriched cereals made by Kellogg
Who would have thought it could be possible to be TOO healthy, eh?
Four-Hundred-Eighty-Pound Woman Dies After Six Years On Couch
See the couch. Be the couch....
South Africa: Not canceling Christmas
That's the good news. The bad news is that Donner, Dasher, and Blitzen are going into rehab.
Web addiction excuses conscripts
Sure; I'd love to fight and die for my country, but I'm too busy looking for MILFs online.
