This just in: Creepy Albanian dude with the peach fuzz mustache who always reeks of curry and has worked at my gas station forever seems to have been permanently replaced by a really cute American dude who smells like Drakkar Noir (shaddup) and has both ears pierced. Wheee! I like that "both ears pierced" thing on cute guys because of the long-time imaginary love affair I had with Jordan from New Kids On The Block.
August 3, 2004 4:48 AM