French people seem ashamed to be seen at Starbucks
France gives critical look at its falling influence
Many Europeans fear that America would could the world by force of arms. Au contraire, mon ami.... We are MUCH more subtle than that....
First, it was Coca-Cola, then Marlboros, McDonalds, and Britney Spears. Now, behold the coup de grace- America's purveyor of our drug of choice. The French are smart to be afraid, because they recognize this trend as the wave of the future. En garde, Pierre... it's pure, total world domination- and there's no stopping the juggernaut that is American corporate and financial power now.
Behold the power of caffeine....
