September 14, 2004 6:17 AM

Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener

Man Pleads Guilty in Genital Surgery Case

DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener #147: Jack Wayne Rogers

A wise man once told me that do-it-yourself brain surgery is seldom a good idea. I would hazard a guess that amateur gender reassignment surgery would come with a similar disclaimer. Apparently, Mr. Rogers didn’t get the memo.

COLUMBIA, Mo. - A former church minister and Boy Scout leader who cut off another man’s genitals in a makeshift gender reassignment surgery in a hotel room, pleaded guilty Friday to first-degree assault and practicing medicine without a license.

Jack Wayne Rogers, 59, of Fulton, Mo., admitted he performed the grisly operation about two years ago.

Circuit Judge Gary Oxenhandler followed the recommendation of prosecutors, sentencing Rogers to 17 years in prison for assault and seven years for the illegal surgery.

The prison time is to run concurrently with a 30-year sentence handed to Rogers in April after he pleaded guilty to child pornography and obscenity charges.

Rogers promised Michael Abercrombie he’d remove his genitals in a four-hour operation. That time passed, complications developed and bleeding refused to stop.

Abercrombie, now known as Madison, says she didn’t feel like a victim at first, but changed her mind after prosecutors presented her Rogers’ checkered criminal history, peppered with allegations of cannibalism and a pornography collection that included photographs of severed genitals….

Abercrombie, a nursing student, must undergo additional surgeries to complete her gender reassignment.

Kinda makes you wonder what the Right Rev. Rogers’ Sunday morning sermons must have been like, eh? Man, I’ll bet there were some entertaining times in THAT pulpit.

Of course, it should go without saying that when you think “DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener”, people like Jack Wayne Rogers should come to mind. It’s those intellectually stunted and reality imparied types like Rogers that help us feel better about ourselves. And isn’t that really what this should all be about? Udamnbetcha….

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