Equal Time For Male Appendages
Michele has managed to set me to thinking about a question I’ve never considered before. I’m not at all sure that this is a good thing, but given all of the lies and unadulterated crap we’ve been subjected to this campaign season, hey…inquiring minds want to know….
Dave emails with this burning question:
Is there a correlation between a man’s political affiliation and the side he “dresses” to, i.e., which side of his zipper his package goes or which way his member points when he’s naked and not erect.
For the record, Dave’s appendage points to the left, as does his ideology.
So let it all hang out, so to speak. Guys, does your thing swing the same way as your politics?
[ I do NOT want any pictures with proof.]
Update: It’s disturbing me that I don’t find the idea of all my male readers suddenly looking down their pants, well, disturbing.
Well, it’s not as if we have anything better to do with our time, eh?
And is it true that Republicans have bigger…nah, it can’t be….
