October 14, 2004 6:32 AM

Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener

O’Reilly Hit With Sex Harass Suit: Female Fox coworker details lewd behavior of cable TV star

DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener #158: Bill O’Reilly

Bill O’Reilly seems to take great pride in trampling the truth (and a few people, if it serves his purpose) to create his “No Spin Zone”. To say that the man is a noxious gasbag would be something of an understatement. While I’m normally not one to take enjoyment out of the suffering of others, I’m going to be more than willing to make an exception in O’Reilly’s case. Personally, I hope he gets (metaphorically, of course) burned at the stake. I’m going to pull up a chair, get comfortable, and enjoy the hell out of this soap opera.

There is something satisfying about a self-styled Conservative “guardian of the Truth” know-it-all such as O’Reilly being taken down a few notches. Given the holier-than-thou nature of so many Right-wing TV and radio talking heads, perhaps this is why they make such entertaining DUMB@$$ AWARD wieners.

Karma can be a real b—-h, eh, Bill? I’d say something about you finally getting yours, but you’d miss the point. In your mind, you’re the innocent victim of a coordinated character assassination campaign. Of course, this would presume that you actually have enough character to make a campaign to assassinate it worth the effort. Somehow, I doubt Ms. Mackris had to put a whole lot of effort into bringing you down. Like any good DUMB@$$, you were probably more than willing to do the heavy lifting yourself.

OCTOBER 13—Hours after Bill O’Reilly accused her of a multimillion dollar shakedown attempt, a female Fox News producer fired back at the TV star today, filing a lawsuit claiming that he subjected her to repeated instances of sexual harassment and spoke often, and explicitly, to her about phone sex, vibrators, threesomes, masturbation, the loss of his virginity, and sexual fantasies. Below you’ll find a copy of Andrea Mackris’s complaint, an incredible page-turner that quotes O’Reilly, 55, on all sorts of lewd matters. Based on the extensive quotations cited in the complaint, it appears a safe bet that Mackris, 33, recorded some of O’Reilly’s more steamy soliloquies. For example, we direct you to his Caribbean shower fantasies. While we suggest reading the entire document, TSG will point you to interesting sections on a Thailand sex show, Al Franken, and the climax of one August 2004 phone conversation.

Somewhere, Al Franken is cackling with unrestrained glee….

Of course, I realize that this is a clear-cut “he said, she said” situation, but given O’Reilly’s cocksure, self-righteous nature, it’s going to be rather enjoyable watching him attempt to wiggle free of this problem.

For future reference, Bill, here’s some unsolicited advice. Find yourself a call girl, set her up in an apartment, and pay her an obscene monthly retainer. It’s not as if you don’t have the money. Hey, if you play “Sugar Daddy”, do you really think someone is going to turn on you like this?

So why do you think it is that those who style themselves the holiest turn out to be the creepiest?

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