Can we please send these arrogant bastards back to Crawford?

The Packers have done their part, this Tuesday I’ll do mine.

• Sen. John Kerry (D-MA)

After today’s victory, we’re confident Packer fans across Wisconsin will be excited to go out and vote for the candidate who understands the ‘frozen tundra of Lambeau’ is not a dessert item in an expensive French restaurant.

• Bush campaign spokesman Scott Stanzel