October 20, 2004 12:02 AM

Um...I'm going to Disney World....

Is it just me, or am I seeing signs of Campaign Fatigue throughout blogtopia (yes, skippy invented that!) ?

It’s gotten to the point that the Bush campaign has been reduced to saying: “Look out! We’re making up new stuff to be scared about Kerry that came to us during an acid trip!”

And the Kerry campaign is reduced to: “Man, somebody get them some tranqs before they hurt themselves. Hey news media, stop being sissygossips and factcheck their fairytales, you iggerent schmuckwipes!”

And what will become of the 5,936,237,541 political blogs AFTER the election?

If Bush wins, I figure it’s three years in Gitmo for half of us, for ‘re-education’ and make-pretend-non-torture. If Kerry wins, it’ll just be drunken orgies, mandatory abortions, and lesbians marrying Middle America’s cornfed daughters, then we’ll surrender the country to Osama al-Hussein in return for his record opium crops. But that’ll get old by Thanksgiving.

I’m thinking of switching to Reality Blogging. We’ll rename this The American Gutter, full of off-key songs, empty wine bottles, backstabbing of our fellow blogaholics competing with us, and lots of dried puke.

So…. what are the rest of you planning on? (E-r-r-r-r-r-p.)

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